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Old 11-29-2012, 06:18 PM   #721
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Oh. My. Baby Jesus.


My brother in law is so fvcking dumb.
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Old 11-29-2012, 06:19 PM   #722
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He's marrying the girl with the kid isn't he?
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Old 11-29-2012, 06:20 PM   #723
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Past tense. Married. Without telling anybody.

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I want to be there when he breaks the news to people, and I want to be drunk for it. And when the room gets completely silent, I want to let out a Nelson laugh.
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Old 11-29-2012, 06:22 PM   #725
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My wife and I are the only ones who know. Other than the two of them I guess. And now MAR chatz
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i hope you smacked him around a bit.
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Old 11-29-2012, 08:35 PM   #727
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stupid fuk - was this the first girl to spread her legs for him or something
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holy ****. He's been married for almost a month. Her family was included in the ceremony. His wasn't.

and he says he "doesn't want to hear it" from anyone. How does a kid grow up to be this ****ing dumb? He's decided that he's grown up enough to get married, yet figures the best way to deal with it is to sneak around and make it a big secret from everybody.

He was damn near yelling at his sister, my wife, telling her how she doesn't understand, and he didn't want to tell anyone because he knew this was how they would react.

No, I haven't gotten a chance to talk to him yet. She's out of town tonight and he called her.
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how old is he again? she must be a good cook or a good lay. i'm betting on a good lay due to her having a kid. we all know women who have kids love to fvck unless you're married to her
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he's 22, she's 21.
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again, first woman to spread legs for him?
that or what i said. maybe they took it up an extra stitch after the baby came out and now it extra tight?
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I'm guessing she must be the best vag east of the mississippi. But that's what we thought about his last girlfriend, too.

I can't imagine why he thinks that this is the right way to go about doing things.
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is there any chance the kid is actually his? seeing how he's been married a month to her already? my wife and i didn't get married because of our first child. we waited a few years. if the kid isn't his, i'm sure it will run its course and the marriage will end. i'm glad i'm not the only one with drama from in-laws and family.
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is there any chance the kid is actually his? seeing how he's been married a month to her already? my wife and i didn't get married because of our first child. we waited a few years. if the kid isn't his, i'm sure it will run its course and the marriage will end. i'm glad i'm not the only one with drama from in-laws and family.
lol, I wondered the same thing. I figured that he must have cheated on his previous girlfriend (who he had been dating for several years and they were talking about long-range plans together, who broke up with him literally overnight and wanted no more to do with him) and knocked this chick up.

He says no. But that explanation feels a lot more right.
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this kid is still living like he's 16 years old and that his actions don't have any consequences. He says "it'll be ok, we'll have a celebration and have fun later." He doesn't get the fact that this has nothing to do with not having a big wedding and a party for everyone, and has everything to do with the fact that he's choosing to completely exclude his family from his life.

He's made his decision to basically say "fvck you" to his family, I'm sure they'll want to celebrate with him.

My wife has already canceled on the "end of classes" celebration he wanted to have family around for this weekend.
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if i were you, i'd absolutely get a good buzz going for when he tells the family and just bust out in uncontrolled laughter. warn your wife first...so she's not pissed lol
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if i were you, i'd absolutely get a good buzz going for when he tells the family and just bust out in uncontrolled laughter. warn your wife first...so she's not pissed lol
I've already told her that's going to happen
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I'm not even sure I could talk to him in non-swear words right now.
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i sit back and laugh at them all whether family or inlaw. my step-sister decided it was time to have sex. got pregnant with twins. i sat there and laughed my ass off. i always said she was too shy that it was gonna happen. said the same thing about my 17 year old sister in law. she just gave birth to a little girl. what was even more hilarious is that her dad & brother are racist jackasses. the "baby daddy" is a good kid. just hangs with the wrong crowd and is black/white ethnicity. i've had several talks with him. he's a kid that had a crappy childhood and was adopted and raised properly. i think the major plus for him is that he hates obama as much as i do.
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