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View Poll Results: You are Alone on an Uninhabited Island, Which Option Would You Choose?
Top-half Human 57 95.00%
Lower-half Human 1 1.67%
Kill it and Eat it 2 3.33%
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Old 04-16-2013, 06:44 PM   #1
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You are Alone on an Uninhabited Island, Which Option Would You Choose?



Option 1: Top-half Human

Option 2: Lower-half Human

Option 3: Kill it and Eat it

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Old 04-16-2013, 06:46 PM   #2
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So, sex then eat it?
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lower half human, eat the bottom half?
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So, sex then eat it?
you don;t get hungry after sex?
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lower half human, eat the bottom half?
eat the top half, have to holes to fvck and don;t have to hear it complain. can still fvck after it is dead.
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What's the difference. In a couple weeks it'll all taste the same.
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Cover up the fish face with a tarp and fuck the pussy.
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What's the difference. In a couple weeks it'll all taste the same.
but with the fish head there is silence, no complaining. which is priceless. it will give you a chance to figure a way off the island.
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I'd probably have to test her bj skills prior to making my decision.

If she presents quality work with little to no teething, then I will go with option 1.
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I'd probably have to test her bj skills prior to making my decision.

If she presents quality work with little to no teething, then I will go with option 1.
fish head has no teeth.

I would take a vag and ass over a bj.
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The results are a bit one sided. That side has a mouth.
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Option A. Unless she sounds like Fran Drescher when she talks. Then Option C.
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Top half. BJs and someone to talk to.
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Is anyone forgetting that if you had a mermaid as a companion she could catch fish for you without you breaking a sweat? Plus there's boobies...
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Is anyone forgetting that if you had a mermaid as a companion she could catch fish for you without you breaking a sweat? Plus there's boobies...
But a reverse mermaid could eat fish, so you would have fish in a fish and can pull the fish out of yo fish dawg.
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