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Old 02-03-2013, 01:08 PM   #101
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Shouldn't Cornbreads father have helped Bill? You did say he has a towing business?

Is bills wife hot?
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:30 AM   #102
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I think cornbread's dad (Roy) was sleeping, it was midnight and he is old. Ben's wife is not hot (would not smash). She works at a liquor store and I recently found out from a coworker that sort of knows her that she is bat sh!t crazy and heavily medicated.
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:50 AM   #103
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Old 02-04-2013, 09:35 AM   #104
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Old 02-04-2013, 10:34 AM   #105
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Old 02-04-2013, 11:04 AM   #106
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lol i'm glad i stumbled onto this thread
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Old 02-04-2013, 11:32 AM   #107
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I think cornbread's dad (Roy) was sleeping, it was midnight and he is old. Ben's wife is not hot (would not smash). She works at a liquor store and I recently found out from a coworker that sort of knows her that she is bat sh!t crazy and heavily medicated.
Firstly, this thread is fking hilarious.

Second, does everybody know everybody in this town?

Third, I know you said it was a pretty nice place in your budget, but all this entertainment can quickly become a pretty shtty living situation if anyone of these unstable sounding characters turns on you for any reason.

Im currently looking for a new place and a friend gave me some pretty good advice: Always compromise on sqft before you compromise on the neighborhood...

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Old 02-08-2013, 06:21 PM   #108
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I think cornbread's dad (Roy) was sleeping, it was midnight and he is old. Ben's wife is not hot (would not smash). She works at a liquor store and I recently found out from a coworker that sort of knows her that she is bat sh!t crazy and heavily medicated.



has the ZOMBIES got ngillan ---------- ????????????????
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:32 PM   #109
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Might I suggest a weekly update on this? I love reading this thread and I have even showed it to friends who could not stop laughing at it.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:47 PM   #110
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Ive got only one rule when bying a house, if i cant take a round on my property nude if i feels like it it aint mine.
Have never done it, but havent had problems with neighbours. So it works..
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:20 PM   #111
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Ive got only one rule when bying a house, if i cant take a round on my property nude if i feels like it it aint mine.
Have never done it, but havent had problems with neighbours. So it works..
what would you do if you were in O P'S shoes ????????????
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Old 02-09-2013, 08:49 AM   #112
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population of the town is < 80,000. Nothing too exciting has happened lately. I'm expecting activity around the "hood" to pick up once the weather starts getting nice though. Got home around 1am last night, played some (somewhat loud) music and gave a lady friend a good pounding (she's sort of a screamer ). I guess it's my way of projecting dominance on the block.


I did meet the lady that runs the haircut/floral shop next door. She's white, in her mid fifties and over weight. She has a little poodle and seems real nice.
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:19 AM   #115
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Lynchburg....it is its own special community.
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Not Campbell Ave is it?
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