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Old 10-29-2012, 03:57 PM   #1
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:59 PM   #2
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have to trim the beard twice per week to avoid looking like zach galifianakis
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:01 PM   #3
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:02 PM   #4
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he deserves to win that is awesome.
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Old 10-29-2012, 05:37 PM   #5
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lockout beard is going strong... proposed shave date of Dec. 21. should be good and gross by then.
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Old 10-29-2012, 05:37 PM   #6
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Old 10-29-2012, 05:43 PM   #7
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Old 10-29-2012, 05:49 PM   #8
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What are the rules in terms of grooming? My beard tends to extend down my neck a bit if left unchecked
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Old 10-29-2012, 06:11 PM   #10
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Old 10-29-2012, 06:13 PM   #11
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My beard is already just about 2 inches long... Haven't shaved in a while... I think you guys have some catching up to do.
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Old 10-29-2012, 06:57 PM   #13
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it looks like if you have a beard currently you will have to shave it to participate.
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I'm very tempted... but I think my boss may disagree.
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Tell him to stop hating on your superior testosterone levels.
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Tell him to stop hating on your superior testosterone levels.
that being completely true, I think my manboy-stache may be unprofessional in that it will make all the female worker's panties wet and therefore disrupt normal workflow.
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Old 10-29-2012, 07:36 PM   #18
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1.5 weeks ahead of schedule, but im in to continue to grow it. getting a few more looks from chics- not sure if good or bad yet.... on the way to child molester status-----> mr. worf, engage
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I think I could not shave the entire month and it would be maybe 1/4" long, patchy, and disgusting looking.
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