E46 BMW Social Directory E46 FAQ 3-Series Discussion Forums BMW Photo Gallery BMW 3-Series Technical Information E46 Fanatics - The Ultimate BMW Resource BMW Vendors General E46 Forum The Tire Rack's Tire Wheel Forum Forced Induction Forum The Off-Topic The E46 BMW Showroom For Sale, For Trade or Wanting to Buy

Welcome to the E46Fanatics forums. E46Fanatics is the premiere website for BMW 3 series owners around the world with interactive forums, a geographical enthusiast directory, photo galleries, and technical information for BMW enthusiasts.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us.

Go Back   E46Fanatics > Everything Else > The Off-Topic > General Off-Topic

General Off-Topic
Everything not about BMWs. Posts must be "primetime" safe and in good taste. You must be logged in to see sub-forums.
Click here to browse all new posts.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rating: Thread Rating: 2 votes, 5.00 average. Display Modes
Old 11-15-2012, 03:59 PM   #21
adamdifilippo
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Boston!
Posts: 230
My Ride: The M
Quote:
Originally Posted by klubeck View Post
Girls don't poop Maybe someone broke in and used your bathroom while out to dinner?
+1

Sent from my SCH-I535 using Bimmer App
adamdifilippo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:12 PM   #22
TayloMade[07]
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: 53°12'N/105°45'W
Posts: 48
My Ride: '12 Frontier Pro-4x
Piitb
__________________
[Instro.Mental]
TayloMade[07] is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:17 PM   #23
dreamdrivedrift
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Ithaca, NY --> Baltimore, MD
Posts: 6,460
My Ride: 99 M3 & 95 325i
Send a message via AIM to dreamdrivedrift
Quote:
Originally Posted by klubeck View Post
Girls don't poop Maybe someone broke in and used your bathroom while out to dinner?
__________________
Chris
dreamdrivedrift is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:21 PM   #24
M3Inline6
F82 ///M4 coming soon!
 
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: In the cockpit of an M4!
Posts: 1,778
My Ride: 335/X5/M3/848/128i
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silversixspeed View Post
You've clearly never lived with a woman if something like that took you out of the mood.
Bingo!

I just assume that a chick is taking a dump each & every time she enters the bathroom. I don't allow minutia to interrupt my intentions to ravish some p00n!

Last edited by M3Inline6; 11-15-2012 at 04:24 PM.
M3Inline6 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:29 PM   #25
Spiral Prophet
Über-Geek
 
Spiral  Prophet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Long Island, NY
Posts: 913
My Ride: '01 Topaz Blue 330ci
Send a message via AIM to Spiral  Prophet
She realized you were cheap by watching a pirated movie instead of taking her to an actual theater?
Spiral  Prophet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:35 PM   #26
yousharenow
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: ATL
Posts: 215
My Ride: E46 ZHP
Send a message via AIM to yousharenow
washroom.

I knew you were canadian before I even looked at your profile sir.
yousharenow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:37 PM   #27
217Bimmer
Banned User
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL
Posts: 146
My Ride: 2001 BMW 330i
I'd check your toilet tank. Good chance she upper decked you as a big **** you.
217Bimmer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:38 PM   #28
francogt1
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: NJ/MD
Posts: 1,039
My Ride: E30 M3
Send a message via AIM to francogt1
i once eat my girlz azz as usual during sex but this time it tasted like rust , later i figured out why but almost nothing can get me out of the mood lol

ps don't judge me
__________________
_DSC7278sig

Last edited by francogt1; 11-15-2012 at 04:39 PM.
francogt1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:41 PM   #29
GRIFFIN
NWS
 
GRIFFIN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1,700
My Ride: 04 330i zsp,zpp,zcw
__________________

** Removed - Please stop - Tim330i **
*NWS GIF REMOVED*
*GIF REMOVED*
* Continuing to put animated images in your sig will get you banned - Tim330i *
**You make me so horny.- Tim330i **
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hedges View Post
I can honestly say that because of Griffin, i am desensitized to alot of wierd stuff!
GRIFFIN is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:41 PM   #30
v8 5
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: New Jarzy, New Jarzy
Posts: 343
My Ride: 6 speed BMW
Quote:
Originally Posted by francogt1 View Post
i once eat my girlz azz as usual during sex but this time it tasted like rust , later i figured out why but almost nothing can get me out of the mood lol

ps don't judge me
__________________
Gutted with a Getrag



We have 4 websites within the family.
v8 5 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:43 PM   #31
andrewrossnagel
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: nyc
Posts: 245
My Ride: .
op is either gay, in highschool or plays war of warcraft. probably all 3
andrewrossnagel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:43 PM   #32
francogt1
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: NJ/MD
Posts: 1,039
My Ride: E30 M3
Send a message via AIM to francogt1
__________________
_DSC7278sig
francogt1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:44 PM   #33
GRIFFIN
NWS
 
GRIFFIN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1,700
My Ride: 04 330i zsp,zpp,zcw
__________________

** Removed - Please stop - Tim330i **
*NWS GIF REMOVED*
*GIF REMOVED*
* Continuing to put animated images in your sig will get you banned - Tim330i *
**You make me so horny.- Tim330i **
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hedges View Post
I can honestly say that because of Griffin, i am desensitized to alot of wierd stuff!
GRIFFIN is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:56 PM   #34
Bimmer4Lyfe
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: 129 West 81st St. 5A, New York, New York 10024
Posts: 2,442
My Ride: 02 325i
OP, that is the definition of: "the last supper"
__________________

-j
Bimmer4Lyfe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 05:18 PM   #35
GhostFlame
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: oceans
Posts: 192
My Ride: LSB/HPF
She's on the rag, your bathroom is where she found out.
GhostFlame is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 05:21 PM   #36
M3Inline6
F82 ///M4 coming soon!
 
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: In the cockpit of an M4!
Posts: 1,778
My Ride: 335/X5/M3/848/128i
Quote:
Originally Posted by francogt1 View Post
i once eat my girlz azz as usual during sex but this time it tasted like rust , later i figured out why but almost nothing can get me out of the mood lol

ps don't judge me
M3Inline6 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 05:33 PM   #37
914kid
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Westchester, NY
Posts: 59
My Ride: many
thread is A+
__________________
N54 FGT
914kid is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 05:49 PM   #38
Hrvat
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canada, eh
Posts: 2,772
My Ride: 02 Imola Red M3
I've lived with a girl before for 3 years, you damn fools and I am far from being in HS. Bathroom smelled like crap after her, what else should I guess she did in there?

Anyways, she's back talking to me. I never asked why I didn't hear from here all day.

As for nudes, I'll put them up when I get her.
__________________

PM ME FOR FREE SAMPLES

Quote:
Originally Posted by roronoah View Post
so 2004 bmw's dont come with a diff?
Hrvat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 06:14 PM   #39
cowmoo32
drunken science
 
cowmoo32's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 5,532
My Ride: Trek 1.5
supper, lol
__________________

flickher

What's this about a brownie in motion?
cowmoo32 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 06:14 PM   #40
JetLif3
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Shaolin/Zulu
Posts: 67
My Ride: 2005 BMW 325ci
That's a shitty way to end a relationshit.
JetLif3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Censor is ON





All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:52 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
(c) 1999 - 2011 performanceIX Inc - privacy policy - terms of use