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Old 11-15-2012, 11:09 PM   #61
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Reminds me of the time my buddy met a girl on Craigslist who wanted him to come to her home and sh|t on her. He did it too! Most hilarious thing ever...

I remember that story.... does he ever come back on the forum?
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:11 PM   #62
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What's so hard to understand? lol. I wanted to go down on her and she took a **** and I got turned off. She knew I figured out what she did. You guys must not mind **** covered corn holes haha. This is not a typical first date situation
what if it was a ghost sh1t?
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:27 PM   #63
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I remember that story.... does he ever come back on the forum?
Probably lurking! That's about it.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:30 PM   #64
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:30 PM   #65
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Took this girl out supper last night, then came over to my house to 'watch a movie'. We fooled around as we watched Skyfall (which was kinda disappointing)
So you have a pirated version already lol? Anybody else catch that? Haha
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:33 PM   #66
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I choose to live my life in this ignorance as well. My fiancée still has never stank up the bathroom nor left ANY signs that she has **** and refuses to admit she has ever and will ever poop. I like it this way. I prefer it. . Since I like to hit that area up every once and while.
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So you have a pirated version already lol? Anybody else catch that? Haha
You don't miss much do you detective?

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I choose to live my life in this ignorance as well. My fiancée still has never stank up the bathroom nor left ANY signs that she has **** and refuses to admit she has ever and will ever poop. I like it this way. I prefer it. . Since I like to hit that area up every once and while.
that sucks that she has to hide it. biology is biology
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Old 11-16-2012, 08:58 AM   #74
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the whole time I have been reading this thread, I keep thinking of this one night when I was at a small get together with my friends. They kept on pressuring me to hook up with this one girl that was there and I figured I would, just to shut them up. She was probably one of the best looking girls of the night, but this isnt saying much. it was a rough night to say the least

So anyways I go back to her place and she goes in the bathroom. 5 mins later she comes out smelling like a bag of stale chinese takeout.

I immidiately kissed her on the cheek like a loser and took off. OP, I feel your pain
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a girl I dated in college went out for wing night, and then back to her room (my first time there). Her room had a bathroom that you accessed through the closet (weird, I know). Well, after a while hanging out there, the wings did their work, and I didn't really have any options. I blew her toilet up. It was so terrible. The kind of poop you'd like to just take a shower after rather than try to wipe clean.

We dated for three years.
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a girl I dated in college went out for wing night, and then back to her room (my first time there). Her room had a bathroom that you accessed through the closet (weird, I know). Well, after a while hanging out there, the wings did their work, and I didn't really have any options. I blew her toilet up. It was so terrible. The kind of poop you'd like to just take a shower after rather than try to wipe clean.

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Old 11-16-2012, 10:01 AM   #78
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Shit in her purse next time you guys hang out. You need to establish dominance.
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You sent her 2 texts within twelve hours and you're worried she's not responding?


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I've lived with a girl before for 3 years, you damn fools and I am far from being in HS. Bathroom smelled like crap after her, what else should I guess she did in there?

Anyways, she's back talking to me. I never asked why I didn't hear from here all day.

As for nudes, I'll put them up when I get her.
Hmm OP yet again doesn't deliver...OP is a ******
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She probably got pissed you were so cheap to not take her out to an actual movie, so she sh1t in your toilet to send you a message.
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