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Old 11-15-2012, 03:09 PM   #1
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Chick took a sh1t in my bathroom, now won't talk to me :S

Took this girl out supper last night, then came over to my house to 'watch a movie'. We fooled around as we watched Skyfall (which was kinda disappointing)

I had few beers so I needed to piss and get a refill on beer. I get up, go to kitchen to grab a new beer and she runs into washroom. I thought she just went in for quick pee/refreshment since we were getting into it prior to this, however 3 mins goes by, nothing. 5 mins goes by, I hear toilet flushing

She came out acting like nothing happened. At this time I had to piss bad. I waited 2-3 mins before going in and after I walked in, I knew she dumped it. It didn't smell bad but tangy smell was in the air.

We hung out for another hour but barely fooled around. I just wasn't in the mood. I acted like nothing happened in washroom by still joking around and cuddling with her. Drove her home, got a good night kiss.
She hasn't replied to 2 of my texts today, so I def got the hint this is done

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Old 11-15-2012, 03:14 PM   #2
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:17 PM   #3
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Girls don't poop Maybe someone broke in and used your bathroom while out to dinner?
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:18 PM   #4
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She probably was turned off by watching a cam rip.
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:19 PM   #5
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:20 PM   #6
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You've clearly never lived with a woman if something like that took you out of the mood.
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:20 PM   #7
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Shit in her purse next time you guys hang out. You need to establish dominance.
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:22 PM   #8
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:24 PM   #9
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You didn't put out, she doesn't think you like her.
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You sent her 2 texts within twelve hours and you're worried she's not responding?


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hey, i had a really good time last night. want to go out again tonight? I know this great indian-mexican fusion restaurant that just opened up.

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