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Old 01-04-2010, 01:27 AM   #1
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who has already fapped in 2010?

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Old 01-04-2010, 01:27 AM   #2
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Old 01-04-2010, 01:37 AM   #5
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i fapped last night............ when i pulled out and came on laura's tummy
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i fapped last night............ when i pulled out and came on laura's tummy
Does she have the rippling effect yet that old ladies get?
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i fapped. to get ready for this girl on new years. best new years in a while :p

too bad she is so crazy and weird.
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