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Old 12-06-2012, 12:20 PM   #21
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Maybe he just wasn't big enough....
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:23 PM   #22
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Why are YOU asking US for help if it was YOUR BUDDY who fucked up?

Oh. I get it now.

Your "buddy" is actually you.

Nope. We're going to let this take its course. Give yourself a hand.
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:28 PM   #23
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LoL it's not me heck I don't even get that drunk and I ask you guys because e46f is the best place to ask weird shyt and get answers
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:34 PM   #24
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:35 PM   #25
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If a girl wants to see me nude, she can see it in person. You risk a lot with nudies. Too much. If she's that worth it, meet up with her and jam your dick in her mouth. She'd prefer that over a nudie.
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:37 PM   #26
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If his face was in the pic....he is a dumba$$!
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:48 PM   #27
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He probably had a small penis
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:50 PM   #28
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My wife's best friends husband did this. He didn't show his face but his wife knew is was his cock because its pierced. She didn't do anything about it. My wife would have divorced me for sure.
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:51 PM   #29
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Omfg I'm so showing this thread to him lmao

Like this is what maybe the causes and cures
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:52 PM   #30
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Michael Smeriglio may have a solution to his problem...
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:54 PM   #31
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Omfg I'm so showing this thread to him lmao

Like this is what maybe the causes and cures


Let's just wait for his "friend."
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:58 PM   #32
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:00 PM   #33
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Lol
After showing him this is what happened
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:15 PM   #34
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:17 PM   #35
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Imma go suicide now
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:20 PM   #36
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But seriously what can we do though all laughs aside for later
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:24 PM   #37
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:26 PM   #38
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