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Old 01-02-2013, 08:59 AM   #1
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dmax--January 17 show in Springfield NJ

For some reason, I've got another 5 minutes of mike time to invest in my pursuit to become funny.

Please join me if you can. If not, send surrogate.

I'm going to try to convince someone to have sex with me...hopefully there will be someone suitable--if you know Marisa Tomei, bring her along. Anyway, don't tell anyone about my plan. Also, I'm sorry, but I don't think this sex will be happening in front of you...might not even happen in front of me! sigh

What do you think? Good plan?

Scotty's Steak House & The Comedy Cove
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Reservations: 973-376-3840

Admission is $7, $5 with reservation; 2 drink minimum, free parking...easy access from Rt. 78, 22, GSP, NJT...and they do have a restaurant you can order from and the food is good.

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Hope at least a few of you can show up. If you have women in your lives, bring them along please!

You know, if you show up, I'll always be in the General forum to help you out. That's the most I can offer in return for your support and hope it's enough!
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So, anyone happen to think they'll be able to make it? I'd appreciate any support you can offer!
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If I ever end up living in/near New York or NJ this upcoming year, I will go to every show.

You'll know who I am because you'll see the E46 parked next to you

That being said, I can't go
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Bad timing bro.
Hope you have a good show.
You can do it,
don'cha know!
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I like Marisa Tomei, too!
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Thank you guys! Maybe someone doesn't know me so well and will come! lol
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I see how it is...

I think I'm going to start trolling Fanatics and not help anyone anymore, unless they come to my show, or really suck up to me in some thread!
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Getting closer...anyone happen to have some really funny jokes or something?
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If it weren't for the Pacific ocean in the way, I would go. Good luck on your show.
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If it weren't for the Pacific ocean in the way, I would go. Good luck on your show.
Have you tried filling your tires with helium? You know my car can float on water, right? I use those mud racing tires and they get surprisingly good traction in water...better in salt water.

Thank you, Breyton! Maybe some day.

How do you think beastiality humor would go over in the Philippines?
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Lol! I'm sure it would be a hit here.
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