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Old 02-25-2013, 10:39 PM   #1
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Any of you Atheist guys, ever bang a Christian Chick?

Ok, so I've been seeing this chick for a week now. She loves Jesus, but won't mind dating a "non-believer" like myself. She's crazy about me already, and such a sweet girl. I don't mind the fact that she loves the Lord, but I'm not sure if I want to date her, cuz hearing about Jesus makes me wanna puke. I mean, I like love Porn, almost as much as Griffin does. Ok, maybe not that much, but you get my point. So, any of you guys who are Atheist, ever bang a christian broad? What are they like in bed? Dated one in the past before this one, but couldn't get her to put out after a month and a half, so I dumped her.

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Old 02-25-2013, 10:43 PM   #2
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yes. engaged to one. Not the crazy kind of christian though. She keeps her beliefs to herself, doesn't go to church etc. I wouldn't consider myself atheist though. Deist would describe my beliefs more accurately. Religion is a joke. I can attest christian chicks **** just like atheist chicks.


Edit. Wait are we talking about the crazy bible humping kind of christians?
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Old 02-25-2013, 10:46 PM   #3
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Christian chicks are wacked out... Stay away! Forget about her and go find a nice Jewish girl... Lol.
But seriously, you just have to base it on the girl and how you can handle living inside her bubble... You'll have to learn to deal with playing religious for her at times, and decide if its worth it to you.

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Old 02-25-2013, 10:54 PM   #4
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If someone is irrational enough to publicly declare themselves a christian, I typically can't even hold a conversation with them.
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Old 02-25-2013, 11:16 PM   #5
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I don't think there's enough of a correlation between adherence to some kind of religion and bangteristics to do you any good.

I can tell you that if she's evangelizing all the time, its going to be really annoying for you and it won't matter how great the sex is.
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If someone is irrational enough to publicly declare themselves a christian, I typically can't even hold a conversation with them.
the ignorance is strong with this one.

OP I don't really think her religion is going to affect her humping technique.
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Old 02-25-2013, 11:38 PM   #8
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I'm with a Christian chick, right now. Self-proclaimed, goes to church, has biblical passages as her FB cover photo, all that. She doesn't believe the Earth is 6000 years old, so that's a plus. She initially felt like doing the sexy was a sin and made her a whore (in the biblical sense, not the modern "yolo" whore), albeit her main concern was probably coming out of an abusive relationship. Things got better as we started to know eachother and now we're basically friends with benefits, and I like her a lot.

However, I do not think I could ever be in a relationship with and love a devout christian for several reasons.

1) From what I see, they tend to be self-deprecating, believe they are weak, and innately sinful to a fault. I feel like she has little confidence in herself. She also loves indiscriminately, as per Jesus's teaching, and gets hurt because of it. I don't want to watch the person I love surrender her confidence and emotional peace to a deity which has only taught her that she is weak.

2) This won't be a concern for a few years, but I could never love and consider marrying a religious woman - think of the children! How does an atheist and a devout christian raise children together? How do we answer their questions about life and the meaning of the universe? Some would say to "teach the controversy," but that simply is not an acceptable outcome to me.

So yeah. I might be able to find common ground with a more moderate christian, we'll see.

Edit: if we limit the conversation to sex, I'd say christian girls are a little more shy, but they want the D just as bad. I'm speaking from limited experience, but whatever
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Yes. She ended up being the biggest whore ever and cheated behind my back. Yet, she is a proclaimed Christian and goes to church every sunday.
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Yes. She ended up being the biggest whore ever and cheated behind my back. Yet, she is a proclaimed Christian and goes to church every sunday.
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no but I had a fling for a while with a hardcore christian dude, he loved jesus and the cock.
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i could care less what book of fiction she reads

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I've slept with a fair number of chicks who believed in God, but they weren't the crazy type who praises God for her poop coming out okay.

One of them went to a Catholic private school. They wore uniforms. She modified a spare one just for my viewing pleasure. And it was great.
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yes. engaged to one. Not the crazy kind of christian though. She keeps her beliefs to herself, doesn't go to church etc. I wouldn't consider myself atheist though. Deist would describe my beliefs more accurately. Religion is a joke. I can attest christian chicks **** just like atheist chicks.


Edit. Wait are we talking about the crazy bible humping kind of christians?
Thread title, Are you Atheist and ever bang a Christian chick?

Response, Yea except she wasn't all that Christian and I'm not really Atheist.
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