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Old 01-09-2013, 08:20 AM   #61
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I was thnking about his the other day. If something happened to my lady and she was injured. I don't know if I could stay with her. Or if she became a retard, like if something was dropped on her head or she had a stroke. I think I would have to leave her. Am I alone in this thought?
Well.....I am pretty sure mine is already retarded.....so I suppose I would stay.....so long as she was still able to swallow
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A thought just popped in my mind. Don't they have laws about having sex with mentally handicapped people?
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Not something I can just answer, since you can't know how much of the person you love will still be there. Something like that is going to change the person. If everything I love about her is gone, we'll eventually be over. If she still has the same traits I fell in love with in the first place, I'd stay.
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She's beautiful. I would marry her and rearrange my life to accommodate her needs, and spend every waking moment looking for funding for a cure. My entire life would be devoted to spinal cord research. Eventually a cure would be found, and she would regain full use of her extremities. I would be the happiest man on earth, and she would leave me for a better looking, younger guy.

So, no. Fvck that bltch.
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She's beautiful. I would marry her and rearrange my life to accommodate her needs, and spend every waking moment looking for funding for a cure. My entire life would be devoted to spinal cord research. Eventually a cure would be found, and she would regain full use of her extremities. I would be the happiest man on earth, and she would leave me for a better looking, younger guy.

So, no. Fvck that bltch.
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you are not a very smart person are you.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:56 AM   #67
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You just killed the thread with thAt. should be no other responses.
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I think that's one of those you really won't know until it happens. Having said that, I'm with you.
this. Tough call really.

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for example. I would love to have sex with this woman, but i would not be serious with her.


oh my fuuck. More info. This chick is amazing. how does she stay in that shape?
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oh my fuuck. More info. This chick is amazing. how does she stay in that shape?
No kidding. Her friend with the giant cans on the right (her left) should feel like **** that a paralyzed person can stay in better shape than her, lol.
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oh my fuuck. More info. This chick is amazing. how does she stay in that shape?
Wish I could see pics at work
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No kidding. Her friend with the giant cans on the right (her left) should feel like **** that a paralyzed person can stay in better shape than her, lol.
I'm very intrigued by this chick. She's like my ideal girl...she just can't walk. Incredible how shallow us men can be sometimes. Looks good but cant walk> a 6 that can run and jump at will.

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Old 01-09-2013, 11:17 AM   #73
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oh my fuuck. More info. This chick is amazing. how does she stay in that shape?
Thank you body building forum

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- day after, friend is not sure he wants to proceed
- thread blows up, 90% of misc wants to marry HBB
- miscers friend decides not to proceed with texting HBB, Miscer adds her on facebook
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Girls are the exact same way, man, so it's not just us, lol. But yeah, it's a total mind fvck. I think I would have a hard time starting a relationship with a handicapped person (which is shallow, but whatever), but if my wife were to become handicap there is zero possibility that I would leave.
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oh my fuuck. More info. This chick is amazing. how does she stay in that shape?
I would date that chick in a heartbeat. She's fvckin gorgeous.
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oh my fuuck. More info. This chick is amazing. how does she stay in that shape?
she either doesn't eat or eats really really healthy......
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this is awesome. That girl is very cute man. I want more pics.

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she either doesn't eat or eats really really healthy......
I think she def eats very healthy but that stomach is only on girls that workout. Fuuck I want to receive a BJ from her (because she probably doesn't get wet).
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I think she def eats very healthy but that stomach is only on girls that workout. Fuuck I want to receive a BJ from her (because she probably doesn't get wet).
Well, go sit in a wheelchair and roll around all day, then the next day you would be able to tell which muscles it works.

I would still imagine it working the lower torso.... So if she is eating right, combined with a wheelchair work out you could still be "in shape"
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