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Old 01-09-2013, 12:15 PM   #41
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i can't believe i tried to read all that
please stay in school and work on putting together coherent sentences
My exact thoughts.

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your tickets are not by coincidence, its more likely you drive like a turd. another clue is your previously suspended license. you're a soup sandwich dude.
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:17 PM   #42
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its even funnier because op thinks we're all just being a bunch of nitpicky jerkoffs about minor grammatical errors when in fact we're hating on him because his english is so bad that it's incomprehensible
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:22 PM   #43
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i think he crossed a white line (border) so the police stopped him and asked for his papers (illegal) and then cited him and now he has to go to court to fight deportation.
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:28 PM   #44
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OP not mad just find interesting been here while....seen it all. You let posts on a BMW forum in the OFF TOPIC section get to you....well, just give it about 11 years.

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Old 01-09-2013, 12:31 PM   #45
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:57 PM   #46
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Sorry you got pulled over.
Also sorry you have such a poor command of the english language.
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Old 01-09-2013, 01:12 PM   #47
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I love when everybody becomes such a straight-edge, critical, and in this case an English Professor.

But it's the OT and I 2nd the sig idea...I consider it an honor.



EDIT I write with a pen so your in the wrong thread...but my grammar will most definitely differ from..here...to what you and hopefully most consider, "important shyt"
It has nothing to do with being overly critical to the level of an English Professor.

You're post just doesn't make any fvcking sense whatsoever.

Also, *you're.
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This the post that got me. I was able to hold my giggles in until I read this.
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Old 01-09-2013, 01:40 PM   #52
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This the post that got me. I was able to hold my giggles in until I read this.
Oh yeah? Giggles? Like a lite Japanese school girl? Because if so pics

We need something to distract us from OP's horribleness
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Old 01-09-2013, 01:47 PM   #54
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Oh yeah? Giggles? Like a lite Japanese school girl? Because if so pics

We need something to distract us from OP's horribleness
Was way worse than that. No amount of cute hand, mouth covering could mask my ill concealed laughter.
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This is not a comedy thread....IT IS OP'S LIFE
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Finished school/college and saved MLA format or what not for that; so deal with internet forum posting. Proofing reading them, unless you fall asleep on the keyboard, is for ducks.
If this is how you write before proofreading, you're retarded. If this is you typing like an idiot just because you're on a forum, you're retarded.

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