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Old 01-09-2013, 07:43 PM   #81
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I love when everybody becomes such a straight-edge, critical, and in this case an English Professor.

But it's the OT and I 2nd the sig idea...I consider it an honor.



EDIT I write with a pen so your in the wrong thread...but my grammar will most definitely differ from..here...to what you and hopefully most consider, "important shyt"
even this was hard to read.
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Old 01-09-2013, 07:46 PM   #82
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Old 01-09-2013, 08:31 PM   #83
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I will play interpreter for OP here...hopefully this makes more sense and your heads will stop exploding from trying to decipher it in its original klingon language. Never underestimate the power of punctuation!


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Well, I am not that angry...but mildly frustrated; because of the waiting in lines and whatnot I'll soon be doing with different clerks, etc...

Here's my story:

I was pulling out of my neighborhood on the way to JJ's (a friend of mine), whose house is located about 2.1 miles away from my house.

Well, after pulling out of my house one late night, I notice immediately that there is an officer behind me...so I decide to play it cool. I guess you could say I was trying to "follow the law".

Anyhow, down the posted 40mph road, he tails me closely; closer than 2 car lengths (which is odd since reading my tags should not be a long process). It's foggy out, however, so I will chalk up his tailgating to that. Suddenly, he pulls me over, claiming that my front tire had pulled completely over the white line. Eh, I don't debate this. And to make matters worse, my address was not updated on my license.

Then, after he writes my citation and I depart, I pull up to a red light. As I was making the right turn, I made a distinct motion to stop (not over the line) and wait for 3 seconds; making sure to look both ways before proceeding to safely turn (there was no car in sight). He gets right behind me and pulls me over again after I turn the corner! Now this is what I consider to be an incorrect citation, as I feel I made a safe and lawful turn.

There was a camera at the red light, but since the red light cam didn't activate, how can I get the footage to prove my innocence? I am definitely taking this matter to court since I strongly believe I did not deserve the second citation.

Yes, this is frustrating [sic].

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Old 01-09-2013, 08:38 PM   #85
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honestly OP that's really funny because I am not that angry...but mildly frustrated knowing all the waiting in lines and what not ill soon be doing at different clerks etc...

Pulling out of neighborhood on way to JJ which is straight for 2.1 miles then right turn and about 500 yards on left.

Well basically within 10 secs of pulling out this late nite, notice immediately officer behind me and I play it cool...I guess you could say following the law and being civil member of society but not anymore time to flex your rights just to not be cited.

Any who for who stretch of 40mph road he tails me closer than 2 car lengths but reading tag is not long process, foggy out so I will chalk up his tailgating to that. At very end he claims I my front tire pulled completely over white line and these are the 3 feet wide lines too.

Red Light making right turn I stopped (not over line or by dime IMO) waited 3 seconds looks both ways and turn, no car in sight and to see traffic on-coming you can see clearly without pulling up a bit.

Any-who he spitefully within 3 seconds, cause he was gonna go left, gets right behind me and when I turn....there ya have it.

Oh my address not updated too on license even though it one they have processed after clearing suspended license having my updated info, process me an old one so I can get F'd.


There was a cam at red light but since no red light cam how can I get footage?? Definitly taking to court just for "mere probable cause" but ya.
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can we all agree that this thread is now a queen quotes thread?
Yes...and I'm sincerely hoping we will make it through the whole song without an (unintended) lyrical error. Please contribute
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:16 AM   #99
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Yes...and I'm sincerely hoping we will make it through the whole song without an (unintended) lyrical error. Please contribute
if you're referring to my error i apologize.
either way i did better than the OP at english. i hope we can agree on that one.
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i can't believe i tried to read all that
please stay in school and work on putting together coherent sentences
I thought I was going to die for that last part.
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