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Old 01-10-2013, 01:24 AM   #101
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:25 AM   #102
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:55 AM   #103
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Old 01-10-2013, 02:09 AM   #104
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Old 01-10-2013, 02:15 AM   #105
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I thought this made no sense because I was concentrating on driving and read this over about 15 minutes. Got home, read it again... and it made less sense.

This leads me to believe you wrote this on your phone while some guy in a 2 tone black and white car was trying to race you...

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Old 01-10-2013, 05:07 AM   #106
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Old 01-10-2013, 09:56 AM   #107
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There is a lot of construction on the highway going on around my work (by DFW airport) and one day coming out of work - I was going with the flow of traffic. All of the sudden - I see a Red Dodge Charger coming up to me REALLY fast. There were cones blocking off my left lane- and cars in the right. So feeling the pressure and fear, I sped up. This Charger tailgates me for a hundred or so yards, so I sped up - trying to get over to let him pass. All the sudden I see the lights.

I tried to pull over but had no where to go plus I couldn't slow down since he was so tailgating me. Finally squeezed between two cones going pretty fast.- I was beyond pissed. He looks at my license plate. (its a custom *LEGAL* one for Texas -Yellow not white- which you do not see too often) I thought he pulled me over to inspect my plates. He looks at my registration sticker - Front window- before even talking to me. He then asks me if i knew why I was getting pulled over.. i said NO. No clue. I was beyond pissed at this time. Did a little bit of talking back. Told him I felt like he endangered my life by tailgating me at a high rate of speed. He said he did no such thing, I said his camera better be on or else he might as well forget any tickets he was about to write me.

He gave me the BS that there were workers present (Doubling the ticket) and I was going 17 over. I told him fine, write me the ticket but I'll be seeing you in court. He said no you wont because you will just pay it. That was the final line. I took the ticket and called the police station and filed a complaint against the officer. His supervisor called me back before I got home and I told him what happened. He dismissed the ticket.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:25 AM   #108
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Sorry, but your comment makes about as much sense as his original post...
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:51 AM   #109
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I will play interpreter for OP here...hopefully this makes more sense and your heads will stop exploding from trying to decipher it in its original klingon language. Never underestimate the power of punctuation!
I get it now!!!!!!

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Old 01-10-2013, 03:15 PM   #110
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:26 PM   #111
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:29 PM   #112
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Why is this being bumped? Haha, unless you're continuing queen, no one cares, haha.
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:43 PM   #113
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I love how you guys destroy the incoherent ones. Love this place (this is not sarcasm, I literally lol'd at how offtopic - not that I could understand one - this thread go)
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Old 01-17-2013, 05:57 AM   #115
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I tried reading it. I really honestly did.
Can't understand anything going on in here. So I'll have to agree with the 2jz comment.

It made my head hurt trying to read that......
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Old 01-22-2013, 08:40 AM   #118
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:48 AM   #119
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