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Old 01-25-2013, 04:24 AM   #1
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What day will you die?
http://www.deathclock.com/

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Monday, September 2, 2058

Seems legit!
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Old 01-25-2013, 04:38 AM   #2
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Old 01-25-2013, 04:53 AM   #3
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Old 01-25-2013, 06:41 AM   #4
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Old 01-25-2013, 06:54 AM   #5
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Sweet man!!! Good find. If you want to know if your crush likes you, or what your babies name will be, text there name to 65555. It really works!
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Old 01-25-2013, 06:57 AM   #6
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Mid 50's? Wtf is that
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thurs nov 15, 2015 ..................lol what a fin joke

this takes no account of good genes and longevity in family line, how could it?
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thurs nov 15, 2015 ..................lol what a fin joke

this takes no account of good genes and longevity in family line, how could it?
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I die when I am nearing 74. I could handle that. Above the national average at least for male lifespan.
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I put my birth year as 1900

A little box pops up and says "I am sorry, but your time has expired. Have a nice day!"
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I put my birth year as 1900

A little box pops up and says "I am sorry, but your time has expired. Have a nice day!"
I punched in my grandpas DOB. 1940, he is a smoker. It says he died in 2011. Yeah he is still alive and well, I call BS on this.
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Damn! That's too long. I'm already 24!
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Damn! That's too long. I'm already 24!
Start smoking... see how that affects your expiration date.
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I punched in my grandpas DOB. 1940, he is a smoker. It says he died in 2011. Yeah he is still alive and well, I call BS on this.
really? you must of input some wrongful information. these things have been known to be foolproof.
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really? you must of input some wrongful information. these things have been known to be foolproof.
That must have been it....
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