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Old 01-11-2013, 06:25 PM   #1
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What age are you? Do you have kids?

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28 with 1 kiddo and one on the way.

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Old 01-11-2013, 06:29 PM   #3
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So you have two kids, and what age are you now griffin the internet pimp? I was 25 when I had my firs kid was born.

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Poor kid has a life of jorts and starters ahead of him.
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Oh lord prepare the world haha! Nice bro, what age range are you in?
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Poor kid has a life of jorts and starters ahead of him.
More like riches galore. Jorts equals big money sorry bro. If it werent for my divorce I would be banking. He is a heir to the company. We all have to pay our dues. Yeah I do to. jorts and starters for me. I also own my home, and all of my cars.

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Oh lord prepare the world haha! Nice bro, what age range are you in?
30''s.

I have a little girl. she will be a heart breaker. And if she is not I will be a cawkbreaker for her.
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I have a little girl. she will be a heart breaker. And if she is not I will be a cawkbreaker for her.
Wanna play match maker with my heart breaker son?
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my daughter will tear your sons heart out of his chest. Show it to him and tell him to eat it in order to score he will eat it and she will deny him.
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my daughter will tear your sons heart out of his chest. Show it to him and tell him to eat it in order to score he will eat it and she will deny him.
My son is a pimp at 3. Every girl in his class is in love with him. He can handle her.
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Griffin, your daughter kind of sounds like a bitch. You need to steer her towards god and the nunnery.

OP, I'm old with an 18 & 17 year old...don't know how old I was when I had them. As far as I know, it's just the two.
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Griffin, your daughter kind of sounds like a bitch. You need to steer her towards god and the nunnery.

OP, I'm old with an 18 & 17 year old...don't know how old I was when I had them. As far as I know, it's just the two.
yep. I want her to be a bithc. it is to prevent her from ending up with a guy like me.
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Griffin, your daughter kind of sounds like a bitch. You need to steer her towards god and the nunnery.

OP, I'm old with an 18 & 17 year old...don't know how old I was when I had them. As far as I know, it's just the two.
Kids are joy, that is for sure.
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yep. I want her to be a bithc. it is to prevent her from ending up with a guy like me.
Or 16 and preggo. Trust me I know the feeling. With boy its different. I have a little girl on the way, but either way, my son better keep that snake in his pants, and I keeping a chastity lock on her vagina, until she gets married.
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lock that **** down!!!! I am lol. I maybe asking for adivce.
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