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Old 01-18-2013, 01:15 PM   #21
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I guess what I'll do is get that pirates movie that supposedly the most expensive porn made. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477457/ or the second version of it. Any torrents for it?

Browsed through some of the sites that are recommended, I just wasn't able to find anything professional and less amateur looking. X-art is good, but the girls are just so so.
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Old 01-18-2013, 01:16 PM   #22
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I guess what I'll do is get that pirates movie that supposedly the most expensive porn made. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477457/ or the second version of it. Any torrents for it?

Browsed through some of the sites that are recommended, I just wasn't able to find anything professional and less amateur looking. X-art is good, but the girls are just so so.
dude, just go fvck your girl and don't over think it. Hurry before someone else does. It is not what you like it is what she likes.
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I am playing with siri and my friend and I play a game where we make it say ridiculous stuff..>Well I am at the desk and I said " SIRI create a reminder to stick my penis in the oven on march 23" Well I took a snapshot of it and siri created the reminder..


well I sent it to Natalie(my boss) instead of Nathaniel (friend).....she hasn't replied I am scared forkless and might attempt to visit her office and try and delete the text on her phone, I have no idea where she is now.


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I guess what I'll do is get that pirates movie that supposedly the most expensive porn made. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477457/ or the second version of it. Any torrents for it?

Browsed through some of the sites that are recommended, I just wasn't able to find anything professional and less amateur looking. X-art is good, but the girls are just so so.
Pirates is old. There are good quality films like Rawhide, just search AVN award winners--thats the boring stuff you want.

Passion HD. Madison Ivy=done.
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i am playing with siri and my friend and i play a game where we make it say ridiculous stuff..>well i am at the desk and i said " siri create a reminder to stick my penis in the oven on march 23" well i took a snapshot of it and siri created the reminder..


Well i sent it to natalie(my boss) instead of nathaniel (friend).....she hasn't replied i am scared forkless and might attempt to visit her office and try and delete the text on her phone, i have no idea where she is now.


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i am playing with siri and my friend and i play a game where we make it say ridiculous stuff..>well i am at the desk and i said " siri create a reminder to stick my penis in the oven on march 23" well i took a snapshot of it and siri created the reminder..


Well i sent it to natalie(my boss) instead of nathaniel (friend).....she hasn't replied i am scared forkless and might attempt to visit her office and try and delete the text on her phone, i have no idea where she is now.


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