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Old 01-11-2013, 06:36 PM   #1
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Most Awkward Thing Ever *NWS*

A 24 y.o. virgin wins a contest to go on a date with a pornstar and have sex with her. Extreme sadness and awkwardness ensues.

http://video.xnxx.com/video171970/24..._****_pornstar

Replace **** with f uck

I don't even know where to begin, I felt so bad for the dude...
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:38 PM   #2
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Old 01-11-2013, 07:05 PM   #3
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Old 01-11-2013, 07:27 PM   #4
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that was the most depressing thing ive ever seen in my life.
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Old 01-11-2013, 07:34 PM   #5
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Cripes. Iwould have went on a crash diet and bought some nice clothes for **** sake.
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Old 01-11-2013, 07:39 PM   #6
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I feel like he ****ed up so bad it's going to ruin my day just watching it.
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Old 01-11-2013, 07:56 PM   #7
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:01 PM   #8
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:03 PM   #9
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hahah i thought she said "well you got far" since he pre matured on her

i think this vid has been posted... or maybe im on too many forums
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:21 PM   #10
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Whats the porn stars name?
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:26 PM   #11
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Bunny De La Cruz
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:27 PM   #12
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oh **** they actually ****
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is it worth it to pull out my dick for this
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is it worth it to pull out my dick for this
Only if you think you can finish faster than the 24yo virgin.
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:37 PM   #15
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if you stretch your legs and feet really hard when you jerk it you come faster
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:44 PM   #17
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Bunny De La Cruz
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hahah I've seen her in something....

she was wearing a school-girl outfit
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