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Old 01-22-2013, 07:59 AM   #21
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That's not necessarily a good thing.
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Old 01-22-2013, 01:30 PM   #24
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Thank you, Mango. I know you said I should get a light, but B_Cyrus came up with a specific beagle/croc design. I guess it was a team effort, so thank you.

I kind of wanted a cool light like you have, or a fuse like Kalim, and I gave you both yours...I'm hoping, some day, I earn a light, or a fuse, or something.
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you are not funny. How do you do stand up? I'm convinced with 3 drinks I would kill at a show.
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just want to state for the record that a pug is perhaps the ugliest abomination of a dog in existence. why anyone would want to fvck up a beagle and make it ugly as **** by mixing it with a pug is beyond me.
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Funny comedians are a dime a dozen, you know. So are drunk ones.

How do "I" do it? I actually sit down most of the time. If you think it's so easy, you should try it, it might be for you. All you need to do is bring people with you to get mike time.

You don't think a beagle and croc light is funny? I don't either, but if you have a serious issue with it, take it up with Mango and B_Cyrus.
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The guys thought I should have a light. Billy Ray thought a beagle mounting a croc would be nice for me. I think he thought it should be a warning light in our cluster, but I thought better to make it like a bat light...except with beagle mounting croc. If you need help from me, you shine it on a cloud and I'll see it and ignore it.

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Yea, pretty ugly. I have no idea how you have sex with that thing, Pancakes? You must really love it a lot, huh?
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I'm not especially fond of beagles or pugs.... but when you put them together something magical happens. a puggle is truly an example of something that is better than the sum of its parts.
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Did you know they are naturally orthotic? I have a bad back and love the cushioning they give. They're cheap, washable, comfortable, orthotic, and, you probably didn't know this, but they signal to women that the wearer has great confidence, doesn't care what others think, and would be awesome in bed, even without puggle(s).

Every way you look at it, the perfect shoe. Crocs are to shoes as gummi pflege is to rubber treatment.

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Did you know they are naturally orthotic? I have a bad back and love the cushioning they give. They're cheap, washable, comfortable, orthotic, and, you probably didn't know this, but they signal to women that the wearer has great confidence, doesn't care what others think, and would be awesome in bed, even without puggle(s).

Every way you look at it, the perfect shoe. Crocs are to shoes as gummi pflege is to rubber treatment.

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You know what else is orthodic? My orthodic inserts to my running shoes

I know I know ... everyone has their opinion. I'm just baffled that people wear those things, they look like a whiffle ball bat cut in half but then again thats just my opinion.

I bought a house, got a dog, got married and had a daughter, does that count as behaving?
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