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Old 10-06-2008, 04:20 PM   #1
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who remembers Aleksey Vayner ?!?



In October 2006, Yale University student Aleksey Vayner applied for a job with UBS AG. Amused by Vayner's apparent puffery, an unknown member of UBS staff emailed his application materials to other investment banks. They were soon posted on various blogs, then YouTube, from where they became an immense viral Internet phenomenon.[3]

Other publications investigating learned that Vayner has variously claimed the following[1]

* He won two games against tennis great Pete Sampras, and taught Jerry Seinfeld and Harrison Ford to play
* He is an expert in Chinese orthopedic massage
* The Dalai Lama wrote his college recommendation letter
* He was an action star and professional skier
* He is a professional model and has appeared in promotional ads for multiple clothing stores including Ann Taylor and Saks Fifth Avenue.
* He worked for the Central Intelligence Agency
* He is a master in the art of bone-setting
* He forged passports for the Russian Mafia
* He participated in Tibetan gladiatorial contests
* He is one of four people in the state of Connecticut certified to handle nuclear waste



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Old 10-06-2008, 04:25 PM   #2
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welcome to the internet.
please step away from the repost button.
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Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two? If so are some breasts simply charged backwards?

On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?

She's got you high, and you don't even know yet.
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Old 10-06-2008, 04:33 PM   #3
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I heard he's married now.
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Old 10-06-2008, 04:43 PM   #4
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welcome to the internet.
please step away from the repost button.
yes, i know it's old, that's why i said "who remembers"

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He has bad form on his bench press.
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:00 PM   #7
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ass clown. i haven't heard that i a while.

btw, i wasnt trying to be, and yes i remember it
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i remember that too!!
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Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two? If so are some breasts simply charged backwards?

On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?

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apparently he killed himself

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ad-age-29.html
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