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Old 01-28-2013, 11:37 PM   #1
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It was going to be one heck of a Superbowl party.

A pair of workers at a frozen food distribution center outside of Atlanta, Ga., made off with $65,000 worth of frozen chicken wings earlier this month, according to cops in Gwinnet County.

Dewayne Patterson and Renaldo Jackson, who both worked at the Nordic Distribution Center, allegedly backed a rental truck up to the back of the loading area at the center and loaded 10 pallets of Tyson frozen chicken wings onto the truck. The pair then made off with the poultry, but were seen by management, according to a police report obtained by ABC News.

Investigators at the Gwinnet County police department arrested Patterson, 35, and Jackson, 26, a week later, on Jan. 23.

They each face felony theft charges.

Police did not yet know the status of the wings.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headline...en-wing-heist/

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Old 01-28-2013, 11:38 PM   #3
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the jokes practically write themselves
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This is clucking ridiculous
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Old 01-28-2013, 11:50 PM   #5
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but seriously, what the hell do you do with 10 pallets of wings?
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Old 01-28-2013, 11:52 PM   #6
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Old 01-29-2013, 07:47 AM   #7
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Immediately makes me think of the F2B Circuit City trailer.
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The sickest part about this story is that there actually is a national shortage on chicken wings.
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Surprised no one posted the Popeye's running out of chicken video.
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The sickest part about this story is that there actually is a national shortage on chicken wings.
Super Bowl - most wings consumed on 1 day each year
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should have planned it better instead of trying to wing it
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should have planned it better instead of trying to wing it


They were definitely too cocky.
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they had some big nuggets though to try to pull this heist
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they had some big nuggets though to try to pull this heist
Getting caught is just egg on their faces at this point.
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If they don't keep them frozen, that's going to be one fowl smelling truckload worth absolutely nothing.
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I feel bad for the company that had the truck stolen. Goes to show you don't put all your eggs into one basket.
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They would have had one hell of a Super Bowl party. $65k Gameday chicken Bucket go boom!
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