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Old 01-29-2013, 08:07 PM   #61
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wait, if she is already your GF, she will expect you to ask her.


So, tell her you are thinking about asking one of her friends. She will either blow up, or earn her invite.
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:08 PM   #62
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:15 PM   #63
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prom was fun, I'd go again if I could get some 18 year old girl to ask me

but realistically, this "tradition" of yours was started by douchebags who wanted attention. End it.
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:15 PM   #64
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write it on your dick. fucck her in the eye.
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:24 PM   #65
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seriously skip it. You're going to have a great time, post lots of pics on fb, receive many likes and comments, then she's going to suck a random dick in college and your heart will shatter when someone randomly bumps one of those prom pictures 3 years later when you're all alone.



OP, send her on a scavenger hunt. Plant clues in various places around town, regular hangouts. Get a few of your friends or people that work there in on it.

Have her go from place to place. Each clue directs her to the next place. You're waiting at the last place with some kind of a "will you go to prom with me or do I need to take some other slore" message.
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I actually laughed when I read that
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OP, send her on a scavenger hunt. Plant clues in various places around town, regular hangouts. Get a few of your friends or people that work there in on it.

Have her go from place to place. Each clue directs her to the next place. You're waiting at the last place with some kind of a "will you go to prom with me or do I need to take some other slore" message.
Yeah I thought of that. But i feel like if she did that she'd be expecting it. I'd rather it be something surprising and not just "Oh its a scavenger hunt he's probably going to ask me to prom.." Not a bad idea though
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Make an announcement at assembly:

"Is Betty here?"

find her in the crowd...

"will you go to prom with me?"
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We dont really have assemblies. I was kind of thinking about doing it over the loudspeaker during the morning announcements And its Daniella by the way hahah
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OP, send her on a scavenger hunt. Plant clues in various places around town, regular hangouts. Get a few of your friends or people that work there in on it.

Have her go from place to place. Each clue directs her to the next place. You're waiting at the last place with some kind of a "will you go to prom with me or do I need to take some other slore" message.
That's corny as sheet

She'll be expecting that too.

I vote for So Lowww's approach. Raw dogging and not pulling out is all the rage in HS
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One of my friends in HS ACTUALLY wrote "HC?" on his dick. She wasn't happy about it.
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I just straight walked up to her and said want to go to prom, said yes.

Prom is a boring waste of time IMO, it's the parties after that are fun.
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I read the title at a glance as:

Asking my Girl to do Porn.




Now I am disappointed.
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If school dance after partys were the most fun you had in highschool, then you were doing it wrong.
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I read the title at a glance as:

Asking my Girl to do ******




Now I am disappointed.
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Have sex with her all raw dog and then don't pull out, don't tell her though....if she asks just say you spit on your dick or something.
Wait a week or so then tell her that she's pregnant with your baby!
BOOM at this point she's all confused and sh1t and like omgwtfbbq!?!?!?! so thats when you swoop in and be like hey babe wanna go to prom with me?

Guaranteed she won't say no.
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That's corny as sheet

She'll be expecting that too.

I vote for So Lowww's approach. Raw dogging and not pulling out is all the rage in HS
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I just straight walked up to her and said want to go to prom, said yes.

Prom is a boring waste of time IMO, it's the parties after that are fun.
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:28 PM   #79
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I was on ecstasy during my prom, and I don't regret it. Moral of the story, you two should take ecstasy on prom night, along with other illegal drugs.
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