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Old 02-02-2013, 10:19 PM   #21
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I think I miss read the thread. I thought this was about what we actually say... not what we wish we had the balls to say.
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I think I miss read the thread. I thought this was about what we actually say... not what we wish we had the balls to say.
What I said is what I actually say whenever I sleep with a new chick (been with my current girlfriend for over a year, so she's the last one I said it to).

I try warning them that I'm a... mass producer...

They don't listen until it's too late.
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I've actually only said this a handful of times with varied results "Thanks for playing the homegame" then I just walk to the restroom. Sometimes they're pissed, sometimes they're like what was I bad and a few times just
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