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Old 01-31-2013, 03:01 PM   #1
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I give God 10%, why should I give you 18%?


Applebees fires waitress for posting credit card slip on-line.

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Why was 18% automatically added on a $34 check?
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Because the high quality eating environment and excellent food at applebees warrants a mandatory %18 tip
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because the high sodium eating environment and putrid food at applebees warrants a mandatory blood pressure check
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Why was 18% automatically added on a $34 check?
Party of 8 or more, and then probably had the check split. The 18% remains on the individual split checks.
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he was black and statistically speaking black patrons tip less.
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Generally, whatever restaurant you go to, if you have larger parties they'll automatically add on a higher gratuity charge
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He's a priest so all of his extra money is probably going to attorneys fees to fight off the child molestation charges
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