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Old 05-07-2013, 03:53 PM   #1
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Who here still uses a Basic Phone?

I was wondering, cuz I still have one. I mean what's so special about smartphones?
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Old 05-07-2013, 03:57 PM   #2
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Who here still uses a Basic Phone?

I would love to use an original AT&T razr. However my iPhone gives me access to so much information I would otherwise not have. Almost like a pocket genie.
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Old 05-07-2013, 03:57 PM   #3
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I'm talking about a real basic phone btw, not a cellphone but the Graham Bell thing.
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Old 05-07-2013, 03:58 PM   #4
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I have 4G access to e46f on my smartphone.

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Old 05-07-2013, 04:00 PM   #5
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My phone is used for calling people, and that's it. Cost me $40 for the phone, and my plan is $11 a month. Even though I'm a geek, I hate smart phones. Too much money for crap I don't need.
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:00 PM   #6
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:01 PM   #7
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I wonder what the bastard child of iOS and Android would be like
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:05 PM   #8
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:05 PM   #9
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My phone is used for calling people, and that's it. Cost me $40 for the phone, and my plan is $11 a month. Even though I'm a geek, I hate smart phones. Too much money for crap I don't need.
You know, people at work give me crap about my phone. One guy has an iphone and pays over 100 a month. I share a contract with my parents and we pay under 100 a month together.
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:08 PM   #10
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I had a basic phone up until 2 months ago. I only got an iPhone 4 because it was a free upgrade and, because my wife had a smartphone, the new "share everything" plan was a few bucks less than what we were paying. Also because the only other "basic" phones sucked worse than my EnV-2.

I haven't been on the internet once on my iPhone.
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:18 PM   #11
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Just got my first smartphone a few weeks ago. I like it a lot, but I haven't got my first bill yet - that might change my opinion.
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:21 PM   #12
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:22 PM   #13
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I use a Basic iPhone 5, yes.


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Old 05-07-2013, 04:29 PM   #14
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my phone looks something like this. a decade old and still going strong.
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Are you fvcking kidding me?! Broey V already made this thread trying to act all cool. Get lost.
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:39 PM   #17
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I'm not trying to act all cool, I wanted to see if I should get a smartphone because I thought I was out of touch. I wanted to keep up with the times. Apparently I'm not the only one who still uses a basic phone.
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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10-mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32-hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really ****ing hot and looks like a supermodel. So I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top-notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30-inch dick is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm screwing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says **** me harder, V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two gallons of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a porn star and I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple back flip into my Maserati and drive home.
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