Best damn Super Bowl Commercial

I saw no sexy commercials. Not one girl in a bikini. And no Ford commercials. Weird year for commercials.

Originally Posted by TruckDaddy

I saw no sexy commercials. Not one girl in a bikini. And no Ford commercials. Weird year for commercials.

I thought almost all of them sucked.

This one had me laughing

Originally Posted by Double Vanos

That Dodge commercial is weird, my vote goes for the Volkswagen Beetle or the old people Taco Bell one as well. Not impressed this year either need some more creativity.

Don't be a cloud on a sunny day mahn!

Originally Posted by TruckDaddy

I saw no sexy commercials. Not one girl in a bikini. And no Ford commercials. Weird year for commercials.

you didn't find this sexy?

Originally Posted by Double Vanos

That Dodge commercial is weird, my vote goes for the Volkswagen Beetle or the old people Taco Bell one as well. Not impressed this year either need some more creativity.

I liked the Beetle commercial too. His Jamaican accent had be laughing a few times, although it dragged a little too.

The Bar Rafaeli commercial was def the most shocking for me. How much did she get paid to do that?

I wonder if it was that guy's first kiss. I heard they did 45 takes (and she still couldn't do it without a sour face in the end). Can you imagine telling people "my first kiss was Bar Rafaeli."

Originally Posted by alphawhiskey

I liked the Beetle commercial too. His Jamaican accent had be laughing a few times, although it dragged a little too.

The Bar Rafaeli commercial was def the most shocking for me. How much did she get paid to do that?

I wonder if it was that guy's first kiss. I heard they did 45 takes (and she still couldn't do it without a sour face in the end). Can you imagine telling people "my first kiss was Bar Rafaeli."

And the sound just made the commercial that much worse. Scarred.

But holy shiiiit: Bar Rafaeli

Originally Posted by v8 5

i agree 100%

Jeep one for me.

Originally Posted by GlockMan

Jeep one for me.

i was trying to read what was on the doors the whole time, but there was never a good enough angle.

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Originally Posted by XKxRome0ox

you didn't find this sexy?

talk about the worst super bowl ad ever. now, if that were Bar Rafaeli, we'd be in business.

Originally Posted by VALMONT

i was trying to read what was on the doors the whole time, but there was never a good enough angle.

Operation Safe return..

Originally Posted by GlockMan

Jeep one for me.

I don’t give a fvck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fvcking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fvcking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fvcking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fvck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fvcking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fvcking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fvck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fvcking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fvcking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fvcking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fvking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fvcking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fvcking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you b!tch-faced phagg0t. Welcome to hell, population: you

The Jeep commercial was the most meaningful. In fact, I'd be lying if I said it didn't give me goosebumps. It made sense that Opera was used as the commentator; she has a serious yet gentle tone. Morgan Freeman also would have gotten the job done just as well. I didn't realize until they showed the second Jeep (the Grand Cherokee moving down the freeway) that this commercial was partly for Jeep.

Originally Posted by B_Cyrus

I don’t give a fvck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fvcking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fvcking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fvcking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fvck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fvcking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fvcking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fvck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fvcking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fvcking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fvcking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fvking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fvcking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fvcking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you b!tch-faced phagg0t. Welcome to hell, population: you

Kind of a *******