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View Poll Results: Do you use an ass gasket?
Nope, a couple germs won't kill me 15 15.15%
I just wipe down the seat first 27 27.27%
Yes 22 22.22%
Wipe down + Ass Gasket + Extreme paranoia 22 22.22%
I hold it until I get home. Don't hate. 13 13.13%
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:32 PM   #61
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i think you should change your name to cowspoo after your defense in this thread
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:41 PM   #62
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:57 PM   #65
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Anyone see the crazy toilets at O'Hare Airport? They've got this plastic cover that covers the entire lid. Once you've done your business, it flushes and then issues new plastic for the next visitor.

Pretty crazy stuff.. Here's a picture of it:

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i just did the stonehenge method at the office
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:38 PM   #67
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Not going to quote the picture because it's goddamn massive, but that's one pimpin toilet.
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:05 PM   #68
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Am I the only one that holds no reservations?

I make as much possible noise while taking a public dump
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:13 PM   #69
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at my university guys would grunt one out while having a conversation on their cell phone... why?
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at my university guys would grunt one out while having a conversation on their cell phone... why?
A few of my friends and I used to make it a point to call one of our friends just to tell him we were taking a sh!t because it made him extremely uncomfortable.
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:34 PM   #72
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:41 PM   #73
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:45 PM   #74
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I carry a 99.9% antibacterial wipes... And wipe it before I plop down... If I end up catching the .01% it's just my luck...
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:04 PM   #76
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:07 PM   #77
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:28 PM   #78
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I thought this was a clever way of saying muffler deletes.. or exhaust flanges.. or something of the sort.

I've taken a few bad dumps in my day but last week on my way westward, I couldn't hold it in anymore knowing I still had 45 minutes once I would hop on the main road so I went to my gas station. Yes, I have a preference of taking shits in certain public places, this one is not on my list. The gas station attendant smiled at me as I pulled up past him and straight into the handicap lane next to the shed containing a toilet. As I ran inside, I knew I would need reading material so I grabbed my phone and ran inside and behold... a single toilet in a 5x5 room with an overturned trash can and a missing sink. The cleanest thing in the room was the brace handle that I urge all of you to use cautiously. I have no time for introductions so I start planting my ass on the seat until I realize the horror. No toilet paper. This is why the trash was thrown everywhere, the last victim to this room must have been scrambling for something to wipe with.. did he find it? I remembered I had a stash of Wendy's napkins left over after devouring a double stack and a chili salad.. the culprit of tonight's agenda. I raise up my cheeks before they touch the rim and go to unlock the door. There were two deadbolts... unclicked the first and I tried opening the door. nothing. I unclick the second except that it doesn't move the actual locking mechanism and rather just twists over itself. I do this clockwise and then counter again, it kept getting harder I heard a spring..so at this point I start banging on the door, and start imagining the fire department coming in and bashing in the door to find me having shat on the toilet seat and ask for toilet paper once they arrive. People outside started calling for help as they were filling up their tires and heard me yelling for help. I still had to ****. It was awful, I couldn't bear to plant my ass on that plywood seat and receive splinters. Eventually, the attendant pried open the door after I turned the lock counter again, and I was set free.

I went into my car, took out napkins and went right back inside to finish my mission.
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:23 PM   #79
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I take regular shits during work hours, out of a 40hour week I could probably bill 3hours to the toilet.

No ass gaskets here, I place a couple of toilet paper strips under my tushy before I drop a couple of Cosbys off.
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