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Old 02-14-2013, 02:48 AM   #41
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Don't worry guys, I found the ladybug, it was hiding in Sylvester Stallone's mustache...

Wait, he doesn't have a mustache.

WHAT WAS THAT!?
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:49 AM   #42
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:49 AM   #43
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No, I don't want to be Julia Roberts' stand-in nose. I have a problem with sinuses in film. They seem so nosey.
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:50 AM   #45
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Look man, if it was cocaine, that's cool, but I'm pretty sure that was rhino dung.
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:51 AM   #47
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WHAT DID I JUST FIND!?

Some sort of berry.
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Cheetahs are not the same as Cheetos...I ate one, it did not taste cheesy
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How come no one has ever told Howard Stark he looks just like Robert Downey Jr.? The resemblance is uncanny. Both enjoy jalapeno.
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