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Old 03-03-2013, 07:47 PM   #1
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theres something about mary

hi everyone just thought i would share this with you all.
i set off on saturday morning on a journey by train to pick up a 1999 318is coupe that was advertised on ebay. described as a clean solid car with 100k and 12 months m.o.t i was met at the train station 3hrs later by a man claiming to be selling the car for his next door neighbour. so the motor rough was not the word i would use a quick look round and i relised someone had just totaly neglected this motor have a drive it drives well he said so i got in turned the key at this point realised it had done 120k strted it up it was a bit lumpy as much as i tried to convince myself i would make it into a good motor i had to be relistic and said no. back on the train i search different sites for a 318is coupe oh i forgot to mention i wanted one for ages and i will be 50 in june. no joy couldnt find anything in my price range oh im not well off either 4 kids and 5 grandkids but i still have all my hair dont ask abot the teeth tho i dont like having to lie!. anyway didnt have a great nights sleep bit dissapointed imagine my surprise when i came across a 318is coupe for sale only 100miles away in my budget so now its sunday ive phateoned the seller he assures me its a great car with only a couple of cosmetic marks etc. so back on the train i go 3 hours latwr im driving home fantastic love it now im in love and on the nmber plate theres her nname MARY
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Old 03-03-2013, 08:51 PM   #2
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Old 03-03-2013, 08:53 PM   #3
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Old 03-03-2013, 08:55 PM   #4
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Um. Congrats Mary....... I think..... Please try spell check and proper punctuation.
I'm good and drunk right now and I'm pretty sure this looks better than anything you just posted.
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:03 PM   #5
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anyway didnt have a great nights sleep bit dissapointed imagine my surprise when i came across a 318is coupe for sale only 100miles away in my budget so now its sunday ive phateoned the seller he assures me its a great car with only a couple of cosmetic marks etc. so back on the train i go 3 hours latwr im driving home fantastic love it now im in love and on the nmber plate theres her nname MARY
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:05 PM   #6
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Omg,I can't even read this sh1t!!!!
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:08 PM   #7
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Ehh cool story bro...
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:08 PM   #8
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anyway didnt have a great nights sleep bit dissapointed imagine my surprise when i came across a 318is coupe for sale only 100miles away in my budget so now its sunday ive phateoned the seller he assures me its a great car with only a couple of cosmetic marks etc. so back on the train i go 3 hours latwr im driving home fantastic love it now im in love and on the nmber plate theres her nname MARY
And I thought reading it once was enough
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:09 PM   #9
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:09 PM   #10
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:28 PM   #11
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I went to go rest my eyes after reading that. While scrolling through the guide on TV I saw a movie listing called "There's something about Mary"....
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Ummm, isn't the 1999 318is Coupe an E36
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Old 03-03-2013, 11:55 PM   #13
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I just had a aneurysm reading that.
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Old 03-04-2013, 12:07 AM   #14
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I'm no one to judge since I'm Cuban and English is not my first language. But I would never expected this kind of writing and spelling coming from Britain.
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Old 03-04-2013, 12:30 AM   #15
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Jesus, guys lets commence the flaming so the OP deletes his account.

How many handfulls of horses does a 318i have? 49?
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Jesus, guys lets commence the flaming so the OP deletes his account.

How many handfulls of horses does a 318i have? 49?
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Old 03-04-2013, 12:32 AM   #17
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lol! The inventors of the language have become its worst enemies.
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Old 03-04-2013, 07:05 AM   #18
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It appears OP is sending a message to someone else.

The recipient should focus on: "her nname MARY"... I repeat..."her nname MARY"...



The numbers used also provide a meaning or hidden message:

1999
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318 / 100k * 12 = 2037.16


"i will be 50 in june" : this means June is the 'selected' date/month to execute the plan.
"either 4 kids and 5 grandkids " : this means the number of simultaneous operations or more money is needed


"phateoned ... with only a couple of cosmetic marks" : this means .. the acquired material were not in great shape but they are fully functional.
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Old 03-04-2013, 07:12 AM   #19
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Well, considering that we can no longer call it English...

I call dibs on "Australian".
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Old 03-04-2013, 08:02 AM   #20
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