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Old 02-01-2013, 09:47 PM   #1
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Thumbs Up things you'd say after SEX

Iseen this on twitter it got 100's of Quotes { you dont look at the mantlepice when yr poking the fire } ---------- what is your Quote .???????????
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Old 02-01-2013, 09:49 PM   #2
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that will be 10$ for the fare .
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:16 PM   #3
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:28 PM   #4
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Old 02-02-2013, 07:36 AM   #9
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Old 02-02-2013, 10:08 AM   #10
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Just roll up a towel and stick it under her ass beforehand, the raised elevation can be a whole lot more fun!
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Oh **** i forgot i got pick my boy fuk put pants look hercin her deep in her eyes kiss g2g ill call you later
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That'll do pig.. That'll do.. (name that movie)
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Nope. Good guess though. It is the ending to Babe.


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Damn it! I changed my mind from babe at the last second!
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thats hot what yr sister LIKE ?
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