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Old 03-18-2013, 03:15 PM   #41
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I refuse to assist until I know 'Sarah' is of legal age.
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Old 03-18-2013, 03:20 PM   #42
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OP you are doing it all wrong

-You need to get one of those "Between Me and You" cards. They have perfect cards that send the "You were right for me from the second I met you" message. Don't forget to write a paragragh or two to empshasize how much of the one she is for you.
-A dozen roses from 1-800-FLOWERS, local florists are a rip off and don't have fresh flowers. Besides, supporting local businesses is overrated.
-I'm sure you can you find some Valentine's chocolates at some dollar store. Tell her that even though Valentine's is over, she is still yours.
-Now would be a good time to look at some family plans for the iPhone, girls love that phone in white. That will surely win her over.
-You should buy her a little chickie for Easter to, and when the chickie is big enough, take it to a local pond and set it free. She will melt.
-Have you asked her father yet for her hand in relationship? Better get on that before another guy does.
-Also, don't forget to remove your balls and put them in a well stitched leather pouch. They should fit perfectly in one of the inside pockets in her Coach bag.
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You have no idea what you are talking about. Stop being so insensitive. Read my post, this is true love MICHAEL.

Unbelievable. Where is the romance nowadays?

Sweep her off her feet OP!!! I believe in you! Get her this

http://www.amazon.com/Titanic-100th-.../dp/B007PK8WYE


cannot believe i didn't get more support from members with this solid advice, you guys don't know a damn thing about banging supermodels
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Old 03-18-2013, 03:31 PM   #43
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OP's girl may not be a supermodel thus that advice would fail even more then the OP. Perhaps he should try and bait her with chum, that may work better given the circumstances.
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Old 03-18-2013, 03:55 PM   #44
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OP got his d!ck chopped off
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:44 AM   #45
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This thread... LOL. OP isn't coming back. Good work guys!
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:55 AM   #46
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3 pages and still no pics wtf.
Pics or ban.

OP stop being such a vag. Just keep her as a friend with benefits.
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:39 PM   #47
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cannot believe i didn't get more support from members with this solid advice, you guys don't know a damn thing about banging supermodels
your posts had me lol'ing
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Old 03-24-2013, 08:02 PM   #48
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"Sarah you are not here with me right now so i cannot tell you this in person .I have been thinking of you for a freakin week at night, work, school .. Pretty much everywhere . I genuinely like you. You make me happy whenever you are around. You are gorgeous & your personality is super attractive. Unless you don't have mutual feeling towards me I want to take you out for dinner and a movie night."
Dude I stopped reading this text after the first sentence... you better believe she will too. Think of how awkward it will be seeing her in the hall after you get creepy-overly-attached and things burn out.... this will absolutely happen if you send that text.

Just take things slow, ask her out to such-and-such, no big deal.

The biggest thing you can do is listen to the people in this thread... no offense, you have your head up your ass (we all do this might I add), so trust in the voices here and everything will work out.
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Old 03-24-2013, 08:21 PM   #49
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Old 03-24-2013, 09:22 PM   #50
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Daaaaaaamn. Didn't think I get so many ideas.

Anyways .. We hooked up again. I asked her out to dinner and she bailed on my saying she's "sick" so I brought her soup. She said let's watch a movie oh her bed. Started talking about the night we had sex. I told her I liked her and she said she really liked me. Then it happened.

But then I asked her to hang out a few days ago and she said she has work until late so I was like fine. A few mins later I go down to walk my dog and she is sitting in her patio drinking with my next door neighbors and her friends. I was like didn't you have work? She said she didn't go then I just walked up back to my place. Today my neighbor 's roomate told me she hooked up with his roommate that night but "didn't have sex " I call BS on that.

So my roommates convinced me to delete her number and move on. I run into her everyday but I play it cool.
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Old 03-24-2013, 09:24 PM   #51
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But I am really glad I didn't send that text. I just really liked her and my mind was ****ing with me.
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Old 03-24-2013, 09:27 PM   #52
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Old 03-24-2013, 10:47 PM   #54
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Might just be me...

But I don't like leftovers
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Daaaaaaamn. Didn't think I get so many ideas.

Anyways .. We hooked up again. I asked her out to dinner and she bailed on my saying she's "sick" so I brought her soup. She said let's watch a movie oh her bed. Started talking about the night we had sex. I told her I liked her and she said she really liked me. Then it happened.

But then I asked her to hang out a few days ago and she said she has work until late so I was like fine. A few mins later I go down to walk my dog and she is sitting in her patio drinking with my next door neighbors and her friends. I was like didn't you have work? She said she didn't go then I just walked up back to my place. Today my neighbor 's roomate told me she hooked up with his roommate that night but "didn't have sex " I call BS on that.

So my roommates convinced me to delete her number and move on. I run into her everyday but I play it cool.
Sounds like a slut dude. You also move way too fast. Telling people you like them straigh up after only hooking up is too much. IMO she's not into you and just likes sex like every other human being.

You also fuucked up by saying "I thought you had work". You are doing the complete opposite of playing it cool.

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He didn't bang her hard enough on soup night. Move on!
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Old 03-25-2013, 10:28 AM   #57
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He didn't bang her hard enough on soup night. Move on!
+1, girls need a poundin'
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:51 AM   #58
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did i mention she bailed on me on my birthday and went to the bar with the same guy? i just found out she might have a boyfriend too. karma is going to get her bad. **** i wish she didn't live 2 doors down. I've never been played this bad. someone needs to tell me how to deal with this. its driving me nuts.
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did i mention she bailed on me on my birthday and went to the bar with the same guy? i just found out she might have a boyfriend too. karma is going to get her bad. **** i wish she didn't live 2 doors down. I've never been played this bad. someone needs to tell me how to deal with this. its driving me nuts.
you fuucked her who gives a sh1t. She is a slvt and that's pretty damn obvious. Do you want to be with someone like this?
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:59 AM   #60
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How to deal with it? You move on. Stop putting that loose ass pussy on a pedestal.
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