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Old 03-26-2013, 08:26 AM   #81
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Old 03-26-2013, 08:36 AM   #82
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Old 03-26-2013, 08:58 AM   #83
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Old 03-26-2013, 10:40 PM   #84
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Dang, she is pretty cute, and so awesome that she's a slut.
Fixed. I wish more of my neighbours were sluts that look like that, so I could bang them with no strings attached. OP is an idiot for screwing this up.
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Old 03-26-2013, 11:23 PM   #85
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Fixed. I wish more of my neighbours were sluts that look like that, so I could bang them with no strings attached. OP is an idiot for screwing this up.
Lol word. Apparently op does not favor sluts.

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Old 03-26-2013, 11:59 PM   #86
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Old 03-27-2013, 12:22 AM   #87
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Blah blah. OP she is cute but you're in school and I know there are better looking girls wherever you are. So you were too clingy bro happens anytime you start trying to be nice and act like you care. You just come off as weird possibly desperate too. Act like you don't care fcuk other girls preferably hotter and blonde if she texts you ignore her and in a couple of weeks when you walk your dog she will see you. Act casual. Say what's up whatever. Eventually she will come around.. unless your dikc is small and you suck in bed... if that's the case then buy a silicone key cover for your key and sit next to one of the hot girls in your lecture hall you don't know and place your keys on the table or desk or whatever (douche style) then when she asked where you got your key say bmw.. game over. You'll be Facebook friends in days. The end.

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Old 03-27-2013, 12:24 AM   #88
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Old 03-27-2013, 12:30 AM   #89
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Daaaaaaamn. Didn't think I get so many ideas.

Anyways .. We hooked up again. I asked her out to dinner and she bailed on my saying she's "sick" so I brought her soup. She said let's watch a movie oh her bed. Started talking about the night we had sex. I told her I liked her and she said she really liked me. Then it happened.

But then I asked her to hang out a few days ago and she said she has work until late so I was like fine. A few mins later I go down to walk my dog and she is sitting in her patio drinking with my next door neighbors and her friends. I was like didn't you have work? She said she didn't go then I just walked up back to my place. Today my neighbor 's roomate told me she hooked up with his roommate that night but "didn't have sex " I call BS on that.

So my roommates convinced me to delete her number and move on. I run into her everyday but I play it cool.
Did anyone else get stupid reading this?
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Old 04-04-2013, 06:13 PM   #91
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Moved on to her roommate. It's driving her nuts and she is totally ignoring me.
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So you've had relations with both her and her roommate? And the "new" roommate was aware that you'd been involved with the aforementioned other roommate, probable friend? If so that's a lil skank-tastic...but I guess girls will be girls.
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Old 04-04-2013, 08:27 PM   #93
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So you've had relations with both her and her roommate? And the "new" roommate was aware that you'd been involved with the aforementioned other roommate, probable friend? If so that's a lil skank-tastic...but I guess girls will be girls.
That sounds skeezy as hell. And you wanted to date the first girl?
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Old 04-05-2013, 09:31 AM   #95
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Moved on to her roommate. It's driving her nuts and she is totally ignoring me.
You are either a troll or the most ignorant "dater" on the planet.

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Old 04-05-2013, 09:46 AM   #96
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in for pics of roomate and eventual lulz when this explodes in a giant ball of skank n crabs.
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:40 AM   #97
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From OP's apartment building when he smashes the roommate. This folks is some quality drama.
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Sounds like u have bo game and all that in a text makes u look desperate and needy lol
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Old 04-12-2013, 04:53 PM   #99
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Is this the first girl, by chance?




She has a BF, y'know.
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Old 04-12-2013, 05:19 PM   #100
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