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Old 03-23-2013, 11:00 AM   #21
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"Hey guys, what do you think of this terrible idea that has no possible positive outcomes?"
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"But guys"
"Hell yeah bro! Do it! Yolo!"
"Alright!!!! I'm gonna do it!"


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Old 03-23-2013, 12:32 PM   #22
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You're an idiot. If you do this, I really hope you knock her up and get stuck with a girl that will cheat on you.
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Old 03-23-2013, 12:34 PM   #23
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Old 03-23-2013, 01:49 PM   #24
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Walk, no, run away.

You work with her, and she's married. That's two major reasons for nothing to happen.
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what should you do??? Nothing.
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Like others has said don't do nothing. Just be a good friend for now. If she makes a move than that's different. And even then really think about it. Never wanna lose a good friendship.

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It sounds like you have nothing going on outside of work. I suggest you work on that instead of your co-workers.

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what r u waiting for? make the move n hit that **** but don't fall in love with her. Hit it a couple times and then quit before you ruin her marriage.
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Lol that's the advice I was waiting for! Thanks auto!
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OP...bring a safety pin with you to work and the next time you feel these inappropriate urges unsheathe the pin...so now it won't be so safe...take a lighter and heat the tip of it until it's red hot and wipe it off with sterile alcohol swap, then, since you're at work and need to be discrete about this, carefully put the pin into your pocket and jab your penor or balls...your choice.

I am dmax, by the way...don't believe we've met. You'll learn soon enough that I give among the best advice here. Often those that don't follow my advice end up with a broken car, a broken heart, one puked for a week coz he didn't do what I suggested. Don't be like those guys.

Seriously. And more seriously, sterilize the pin.

Go to a different supermarket at a different time and talk to women about cucumbers...you'll be fine.
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Honestly, I'd go with Doug's advice on this one.
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Old 03-23-2013, 10:32 PM   #27
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OP...bring a safety pin with you to work and the next time you feel these inappropriate urges unsheathe the pin...so now it won't be so safe...take a lighter and heat the tip of it until it's red hot and wipe it off with sterile alcohol swap, then, since you're at work and need to be discrete about this, carefully put the pin into your pocket and jab your penor or balls...your choice.

I am dmax, by the way...don't believe we've met. You'll learn soon enough that I give among the best advice here. Often those that don't follow my advice end up with a broken car, a broken heart, one puked for a week coz he didn't do what I suggested. Don't be like those guys.

Seriously. And more seriously, sterilize the pin.

Go to a different supermarket at a different time and talk to women about cucumbers...you'll be fine.
Can i have a different, less painful option please?
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Since she just got married, likely she is feeling off the market and still needs a little reassurance that she can still "reel 'em in"

It's probably not on purpose, it's subconscious... For some, this in kinda normal especially when they are of the younger variety.

You're just the easiest target...

You should do your best to not fall victim to this, lest some jealous husband show up at your workplace and do who knows what these days....

Nothing good can come of this... trust me... For you, her ....or your employment.

But you probably won't take this advice cuz you got so much cum backed up in your system by now, that your brain in drowning in it and suffering from lack of oxygen and reasonable thought.

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Lol that's the advice I was waiting for! Thanks auto!
No Problem...as long as you don't fall in love with her, you are good...Don't wait too long and let the opportunity slip away...Get it while you still can. Im sure she will bounce around to different guys in your workplace with or without you taking care of business...
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"Hey guys, what do you think of this terrible idea that has no possible positive outcomes?"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"But guys"
"Hell yeah bro! Do it! Yolo!"
"Alright!!!! I'm gonna do it!"
"**** guys, it didn't work out. FML. I'm sad. My penis inverted itself an I'm leaking vagina juice now. Someone help me get over her..."
*binge drinking*
*drunk phone calls*
"GUYS I MET ANOTHER, HERE'S MY PLAN!"
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Rofl this is becoming pretty funny but I'd still like to hear from dmax for option 2
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Old 03-24-2013, 12:10 PM   #34
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Old 03-24-2013, 12:15 PM   #35
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Rofl this is becoming pretty funny but I'd still like to hear from dmax for option 2
You don't deserve option two, OP, but I'll give it to you after I've humiliated you a bit....

This woman you have the hots for might really not only not be interested in you at all, but if you approached her, might file a harassment charge and have you dismissed. Some people are just really friendly and nice and you need to be careful you're not misinterpreting. If you're not mistaken, you still should back off. She has a husband...so you'd be f'ing with them both.

God forbid if she was pregnant or had kids...you'd be involving a third...because you let your penor do the driving through life.

Enjoy that she's pretty...and when you get aroused, instead of my pin idea, try just using a stapler in the same place...it'll be quicker and I think you'd find it easier to staple it than stick a pin in it.

If that doesn't appeal to you either, just put a large rubber band around your wrist or sack...and when you get those evil thoughts, tug hard on it and let go.

You're welcome...again!

Okay, who's next?
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OP, you obviously are not thinking of her or yourself. Let's fast forward this a bit...you hit it...she gets divorced when her husband finds out...she asks to come and live with you...you discover she has three nipples and is a she-male...your relation sours...work becomes intolerable...her life is miserable...you're both thinking wtf have I done.

Just wonderful. I almost died laughing.
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I like the rubber band idea better - Thanks dmax!
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I showed this to my friend... She laughed and said OP is messed up... Made me laugh
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Wow you serious bro? Get away from that! Shes married. Even if she gets with you and divorces her husband, she will cheat and do the same to you eventually. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
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