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Old 04-05-2013, 11:28 PM   #21
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But do I ever come up in discussion. Over double pump lattes and low fat muffins?
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:37 PM   #22
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:58 PM   #23
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1. Looks at date of thread
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Old 04-06-2013, 12:09 AM   #24
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Bro. Don't over think it. Don't even think at all just go with it and be yourself. Before you know it maybe you can go balls deep in a hoe or 9.
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Old 04-06-2013, 12:47 AM   #25
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Old 04-06-2013, 12:52 AM   #26
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Old 04-06-2013, 01:00 AM   #27
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Me= Didn't read

My reasoning ?= To long bro

Why did I comment anyway?= IM BORED

Conclusion = Cool story bro
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Old 04-06-2013, 01:04 AM   #28
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Old 04-06-2013, 01:23 AM   #29
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I hear a dude's selling his E46 with one here. Used only twice. Might be worth looking into.
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Old 04-06-2013, 01:40 AM   #30
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Old 04-06-2013, 02:05 AM   #31
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i have the same exact problem bro, then i found MAGNA RX and my life has completely changed.
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Old 04-06-2013, 02:28 AM   #32
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i have the same exact problem bro, then i found MAGNA RX and my life has completely changed.
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Old 04-06-2013, 05:54 AM   #33
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:10 AM   #34
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:09 AM   #36
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Grasshopper,

It took me many years to realize that that feeling you have when seeing a beautiful woman, that fear you have of approaching her, is from adrenaline. Breath deeply, oxygenate your blood to calm the f down. See that rush as eagerness to approach, not anxiety.

If you do it right, you'll get rejected many times, but maybe you'll get lucky.

Also...practice your lines:

Hello

Sup babe?

You look like you'd like a cucumber...would you? (You better have a cucumber in your backpack or she'll think you creepy!)

You know, I've thought you were beautiful every time I've seen you. Would you care to join me for a squished tuna on white...and I don't mean that euphemistically.


Say any of these things...vid with gopro...post vid here.

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Old 04-06-2013, 09:30 AM   #37
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Grasshopper,

It took me many years to realize that that feeling you have when seeing a beautiful woman, that fear you have of approaching her, is from adrenaline. Breath deeply, oxygenate your blood to calm the f down. See that rush as eagerness to approach, not anxiety.

If you do it right, you'll get rejected many times, but maybe you'll get lucky.

Also...practice your lines:

Hello

Sup babe?

You look like you'd like a cucumber...would you? (You better have a cucumber in your backpack or she'll think you creepy!)

You know, I've thought you were beautiful every time I've seen you. Would you care to join me for a squished tuna on white...and I don't mean that euphemistically.


Say any of these things...vid with gopro...post vid here.

You're welcome, btw.

Good stuff here dmax, here's a couple more lady killers

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Old 04-06-2013, 09:54 AM   #38
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Girls cheated on you bc ur not acting like a man. You relied on ur looks alone to get girls eventually they found a empty vassel and cheated on you. Now ur having trouble bc u never learned to be a man.
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:56 AM   #39
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OP, the problem is very obvious. You are a *******.

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Old 04-06-2013, 09:57 AM   #40
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girls cheated on you bc ur not acting like a man. You relied on ur looks alone to get girls eventually they found a empty vassel and cheated on you. Now ur having trouble bc u never learned to be a man.
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