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Old 04-15-2013, 06:17 PM   #41
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Wait- Marlin the firearm? Marlin the fish? or Marlin the Florida baseball player?

Or did the marlin mascot for the Marlins get ahold of a Marlin rifle?
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Old 04-15-2013, 08:08 PM   #42
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Wait- Marlin the firearm? Marlin the fish? or Marlin the Florida baseball player?

Or did the marlin mascot for the Marlins get ahold of a Marlin rifle?
Well it surely isnt the last one.. We all know the Marlin Baseball Player cant hit anything
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Old 04-15-2013, 08:22 PM   #43
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Old 04-15-2013, 11:42 PM   #44
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whoa, I never knew that about soured milk. No, I've never heard of it before. That's pretty cool but I feel like people will more likely get shot pouring soured milk on people than using pepper spray, if those are your only options.
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Old 04-17-2013, 04:13 PM   #45
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I have half a gallon of pre-ban sour milk. Unfortunately I did not get an opportunity to register it so I had to purchase land out of state and install a diesel generator to power an underground freezer to preserve it for shtf. Twice a year I have to truck up fuel under the cover of darkness to avoid being made of an example of in the media for being a sour milk owner.

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Old 04-17-2013, 05:45 PM   #46
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24 security cameras and a half gallon of spoiled milk.

Don't even think about it...
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Just turned another gallon of milk.

Took a pint to the test field the other day. Still have the smell on me.

Original half gallon has been stored for declared state of emergency only.

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Old 04-17-2013, 09:25 PM   #47
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Old 04-18-2013, 12:58 AM   #48
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Glockman and the rest of you, you've been doing it wrong. Throw away your guns, and throw away your milk...this is all you need.

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Old 04-18-2013, 01:02 AM   #49
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Old 04-18-2013, 07:22 PM   #51
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Old 04-22-2013, 01:31 PM   #53
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wth is the sour milk for?
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Have you ever smelled assault milk? You unleash that on a burglar and he's going to hightail it right on out of the house. There are already bills in NY, CT, CA, and MA to ban spoiled milk.
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Ok, I'll bite.....what does the milk do? I have a glock 19 with a surefire light/laser, a sig mosquito and a sig 220 in the "safe room" the room where the wife and kid are going to run to with 3 deadbolts.
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whoa, I never knew that about soured milk. No, I've never heard of it before. That's pretty cool but I feel like people will more likely get shot pouring soured milk on people than using pepper spray, if those are your only options.
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I have half a gallon of pre-ban sour milk. Unfortunately I did not get an opportunity to register it so I had to purchase land out of state and install a diesel generator to power an underground freezer to preserve it for shtf. Twice a year I have to truck up fuel under the cover of darkness to avoid being made of an example of in the media for being a sour milk owner.

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Oh yea!

Just turned another gallon of milk.

Took a pint to the test field the other day. Still have the smell on me.

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^^ DO NOT Eff with THAT guy! He can put down some pain with 2 gallons of assault milk.
Figures the Leo's get to just walk around with the best govt funded stuff and I have to keep mine hidden out of state.

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Those are high capacity assault milk containers too...
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