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Old 04-14-2013, 10:33 PM   #41
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My spidey senses tell me you're asking a chick that friend zoned your ass ages ago.

She's going to end up with a dick in her mouth after prom. It won't be yours, though.
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Old 04-14-2013, 10:38 PM   #42
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Old 04-14-2013, 10:41 PM   #43
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Old 04-14-2013, 10:42 PM   #44
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Old 04-14-2013, 11:18 PM   #45
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She's going to end up with a dick in her mouth after prom. It won't be yours, though.
holy sh1t...
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Old 04-15-2013, 12:07 AM   #46
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Maybe I just don't get the whole prom thing as I am outside the US, but wouldn't just straight up asking her be best?
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Old 04-15-2013, 12:10 AM   #47
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Bro, not to be a dick, but every time you post a thread, you solidify the fact that you are a huge virgin.
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Old 04-15-2013, 12:11 AM   #48
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Maybe I just don't get the whole prom thing as I am outside the US, but wouldn't just straight up asking her be best?
Yes, and that's the way its done alot of the time. But prom is a big deal for kids here and depending on the people involved sometimes its fun to ask in more creative ways. Whether it be seriously heartfelt because there is actually a relationship between the people or because you want to make a scene or be funny.
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Seriously, what is wrong with high school kids now?

Just walk up to her and say hey you want to go to prom with me? Done.

All these youtube videos and over the top gestures for something so simple is just setting yourself up for failure next time around.
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Ask a girl that gets around to prom. You will be guaranteed the most fun at a minimal price, and you don't even have to see her the day after prom of you don't want to
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this just put me over the edge.
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Hey I had the misconception that it was customary to provide a gift. So that's why I asked
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Hey I had the misconception that it was customary to provide a gift. So that's why I asked
No misconception. Unzip your gift when she says yes, point to it and say "by way of thanks, this monster will be yours."
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I drove a BMW in high school so girls always asked me. So I would try that first.

If that doesn't work,be sure to get drunk at the next party you are both at. Then just take her to pound town. In the middle stop, tell her you won't continue until she says yes to prom.

Really vulnerable position for chicks,she'll have to say yes. Also, this will set a nice precedent.
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eat the butt and pussy , grow some chest hair.
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choxor delivers.

...and just to be clear, OP wants to give a gift just in the act of ASKING her out? ie. we're not talking flowers/corsage at the day of the event? if so, definitely a virgin.
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choxor delivers.

...and just to be clear, OP wants to give a gift just in the act of ASKING her out? ie. we're not talking flowers/corsage at the day of the event? if so, definitely a virgin.
I believe corsage and all is implied right? I was asking about merely asking her. And it is good to know I don't need to provide a gift.. More money in my pockets
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