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Old 04-15-2013, 08:57 AM   #61
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Old 04-15-2013, 09:00 AM   #62
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Old 04-15-2013, 09:10 AM   #63
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Hey I had the misconception that it was customary to provide a gift. So that's why I asked
It's customary to get your DICK wet. At this rate I don't see it happening.
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Old 04-15-2013, 09:44 AM   #64
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I always think it is funny when people talk about having asked their GF. Why would it not just be assumed that you are taking her? It isn't an engagement.
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:02 AM   #65
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I always think it is funny when people talk about having asked their GF. Why would it not just be assumed that you are taking her? It isn't an engagement.
That's what I'm saying.

When I was in hs I asked a girl I wanted to bone an she said yes. Poon=slammed
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:05 AM   #66
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It's customary to get your DICK wet. At this rate I don't see it happening.
Well, not his dick at least.

Someone else definitely. Probably the biggest ass hole in school too
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Old 04-15-2013, 12:14 PM   #68
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Well, not his dick at least.

Someone else definitely. Probably the biggest ass hole in school too
Haha most def...girls love assholes in their dumb adolescent years. Or maybe always...
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Old 04-15-2013, 01:03 PM   #71
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Haha most def...girls love assholes in their dumb adolescent years. Or maybe always...
Here's a discussion topic. Why? Simply being naive?
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My high school prom was 20 years ago. I clubbed this chick on the back of the head with a tree branch and dragged her in by her hair. It worked then, I don't see why it wouldn't work now.
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My high school prom was 20 years ago. I clubbed this chick on the back of the head with a tree branch and dragged her in by her hair. It worked then, I don't see why it wouldn't work now.
Ah, the old club-to-the-head move. Classic.
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Ah, the old club-to-the-head move. Classic.
#1 maneuver since the dawn of man.

OP it is imperative you grow a pair and then go balls deep in this broad. Or someone else will.
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Will not be provided because I actually respect said potential prom date
so someone who posts pictures of his prom date/girlfriend/wife is DISRESPECTING her?
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This fits your style OP. Build her a cake.

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My high school prom was 20 years ago. I clubbed this chick on the back of the head with a tree branch and dragged her in by her hair. It worked then, I don't see why it wouldn't work now.
If you think about it - that's not too different than what's going on here - just on the opposite end of the testosterone scale. Teenage boys who have no idea of how to talk to the opposite sex, so instead of just asking, they have to come up with some elaborate alternative. If that caveman could have asked/told that cavewoman to come back to the cave, he could have saved himself the trouble of dragging her unconscious ass all the way back.

To the OP, you have three choices:

1) simply ask, "hey, I like you and you like me, so let's go to prom together." Then spend $300 on a tux and ride in a stupid limo to go to a dance with crap food, followed by a lame afterparty and another $100 to pay for your damaged tux. 50-50 chance of getting some.

2) come up with some weird passive symbolic display that a girl will hopefully be able to decipher and - assuming she's too dumb to realize how stupid your plan was in the big scheme of things - she will react to positively. Then spend $800 on tux, flower, insanely stupid limo ride, and overpriced dinner,followed by a 0% chance of getting some.

4) LAN party with random friends who don't want to go to the prom. Guaranteed that you'll have more fun. You'll save a ton of money, too. 2 weeks after the prom ask the girl to go to kayaking or something cool. 90% chance you'll get some.
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so someone who posts pictures of his prom date/girlfriend/wife is DISRESPECTING her?
Not yet she isn't. I will post pics of she is ok with it (assuming she says yes)
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