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Old 04-15-2013, 03:16 PM   #81
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Not yet she isn't. I will post pics of she is ok with it (assuming she says yes)
Lol are you ****ing retarded? Let's think for a moment how this will work out

You: "Hey, do you like want to go to prom with me? Also, I am on an online forum and the guys there want me to post a picture of you so they can all make fun of both of us and possibly fap to your pic. Is that cool if I post the pic?

Her: "WTF you loser freak. Go kill yourself."
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Old 04-15-2013, 03:21 PM   #82
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Lol are you ****ing retarded? Let's think for a moment how this will work out

You: "Hey, do you like want to go to prom with me? Also, I am on an online forum and the guys there want me to post a picture of you so they can all make fun of both of us and possibly fap to your pic. Is that cool if I post the pic?

Her: "WTF you loser freak. Go kill yourself."
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Old 04-15-2013, 03:24 PM   #83
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Lol are you ****ing retarded? Let's think for a moment how this will work out

You: "Hey, do you like want to go to prom with me? Also, I am on an online forum and the guys there want me to post a picture of you so they can all make fun of both of us and possibly fap to your pic. Is that cool if I post the pic?

Her: "WTF you loser freak. Go kill yourself."
this thread gets better and better

OP, seriously dude?
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Old 04-15-2013, 03:26 PM   #84
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I'd wager it'd be more like this

OP: I was wondering if Prom could go with me?
Her: Stop joking around, you know we're best friends
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Old 04-15-2013, 03:30 PM   #85
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I'd wager it'd be more like this

OP: I was wondering if Prom could go with me?
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That's a wrap. Some other guy will be going balls deep while she wears the $50 crossage you buy her
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That's a wrap. Some other guy will be going balls deep while she wears the $50 crossage you buy her
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Old 04-15-2013, 05:48 PM   #88
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Lol are you ****ing retarded? Let's think for a moment how this will work out

You: "Hey, do you like want to go to prom with me? Also, I am on an online forum and the guys there want me to post a picture of you so they can all make fun of both of us and possibly fap to your pic. Is that cool if I post the pic?

Her: "WTF you loser freak. Go kill yourself."
Lovely how no one can see sarcasm eh?
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Alright, in all seriousness OP, just man up and ask her. And try to get some friends together to attend as a group and party afterward. You'll have way more fun.

But don't try to overdo it...just walk up to her, say hi, talk for a bit, and then ask. Not a huge deal.
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Old 04-15-2013, 06:18 PM   #91
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Lovely how no one can see sarcasm eh?
You're the one who started this thread in the first place.
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Lovely how no one can see sarcasm eh?
With your clear lack of common sense seen across multiple threads, it was obvious you were not being sarcastic.
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If you think about it - that's not too different than what's going on here - just on the opposite end of the testosterone scale. Teenage boys who have no idea of how to talk to the opposite sex, so instead of just asking, they have to come up with some elaborate alternative. If that caveman could have asked/told that cavewoman to come back to the cave, he could have saved himself the trouble of dragging her unconscious ass all the way back.

To the OP, you have three choices:

1) simply ask, "hey, I like you and you like me, so let's go to prom together." Then spend $300 on a tux and ride in a stupid limo to go to a dance with crap food, followed by a lame afterparty and another $100 to pay for your damaged tux. 50-50 chance of getting some.

2) come up with some weird passive symbolic display that a girl will hopefully be able to decipher and - assuming she's too dumb to realize how stupid your plan was in the big scheme of things - she will react to positively. Then spend $800 on tux, flower, insanely stupid limo ride, and overpriced dinner,followed by a 0% chance of getting some.

4) LAN party with random friends who don't want to go to the prom. Guaranteed that you'll have more fun. You'll save a ton of money, too. 2 weeks after the prom ask the girl to go to kayaking or something cool. 90% chance you'll get some.
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Lol are you ****ing retarded? Let's think for a moment how this will work out

You: "Hey, do you like want to go to prom with me? Also, I am on an online forum and the guys there want me to post a picture of you so they can all make fun of both of us and possibly fap to your pic. Is that cool if I post the pic?

Her: "WTF you loser freak. Go kill yourself."
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Lol are you ****ing retarded? Let's think for a moment how this will work out

You: "Hey, do you like want to go to prom with me? Also, I am on an online forum and the guys there want me to post a picture of you so they can all make fun of both of us and possibly fap to your pic. Is that cool if I post the pic?

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I wasn't gonna bother reading a thread full of prom date ideas, but i was not disappointed sir's. Possibly one of the funniest threads on here
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Bitches need a guy to be primal sometimes... not this cutesy im going to rent a plane and have him fly over us saying "will you go to prom with me?"

WRONG.

How bout sup bitch... how bout you make me a sengwich and i'll take you to prom.

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This fits your style OP. Build her a cake.

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