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Old 05-02-2013, 04:58 PM   #1
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Worst thing you have said to someone of the opposite gender

As the title says, what is the worst line you have said to a girl that after saying it you were like "yeah fvck my life I am an idiot"

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Shaun Johnson has gotten really fat since she quit the Olympics.
(Other person) no she hasn't she is really skinny still. I mean look at me
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Yeah bad times.. Haha anyways post the crap you have said and immediately regretted because it was the most messed up thing ever
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Old 05-02-2013, 05:10 PM   #6
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Old 05-02-2013, 05:12 PM   #8
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