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Old 05-02-2013, 07:16 PM   #21
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Old 05-02-2013, 07:19 PM   #22
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started a pretty big fight, but I think it was worth it. I used to troll her pretty hard.
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Old 05-02-2013, 07:23 PM   #23
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started a pretty big fight, but I think it was worth it. I used to troll her pretty hard.
So she didn't take it well at all then haha
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Old 05-02-2013, 07:46 PM   #24
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Apparently during the Saints super bowl I was blacked out and went up to a girl and said "there's something about you...that's not disgusting". Somehow I got her number after that.
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Old 05-02-2013, 09:40 PM   #25
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"shut up you stupid bitch" to my now ex-girlfriend lol
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Old 05-02-2013, 09:55 PM   #26
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Old 05-02-2013, 09:56 PM   #27
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"shut up you stupid bitch" to my now ex-girlfriend lol
Talked a lot or just made random sounds?
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Old 05-02-2013, 09:59 PM   #28
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:51 AM   #29
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I had my arm around her while we we watched Witness. There's the scene where the young kid finds Book's gun, and the Grandfather lectures him about how he should leave the gun alone. "Touch not the unclean thing," he says. As a joke, I instantly removed my arm. Relationship over. Not really a joke, was it?

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The one time I was talking to my ex-fiance (different woman), post breakup. Long story short, she was mad at me, often for no specific reason, and I'd had enough of her constant anger - not the way to start a marriage, was it? A few weeks later, we were playing it cool/friendly, and she confessed that she'd quit smoking, and the withdrawal was making her bitch at everyone at work as a result. My response? "Oh good, so it isn't just me, then." That was one of the last times we spoke.
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:57 AM   #31
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"...when's the baby due?"

When she announced that she wasn't pregnant, I proceeded with...

"...Are you sure?"


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Something along the lines of "Get away from me you fat ass zit-face"

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Old 05-03-2013, 08:25 AM   #38
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Crazy Ex....midst of one of our final fights where she flew off the logical handle to dive into the deep end of batsheet crazy-dom.....I looked at her...with a calm face and said "I'm beginning to see why your prior ex walked out on you the day you both were suppose to sign papers on a new house". Then in a later fight that she started I told her "I no longer see any attractive qualities in you"

She was the one I am convinced had BPD.
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After a question.. "Wait, nevermind, your opinion doesn't matter."

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