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Old 05-03-2013, 07:39 AM   #41
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Not me, but a friend (seriously)...

Back in 1999 or something like that, he was chatting with some girl online, she was local and described herself, etc and he agreed to meet her. When they met, she turned out to be a bit of a chunker. The only thing he told her was "You didn't tell me you were FAT!?" and left.

I thought it was cruel of him to do, but like he said, she blatantly lied to him and put herself in that position. Still rough, though.
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Old 05-03-2013, 11:18 AM   #42
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I was pretty trashed at a party one night and there was this really short "fun sized" girl there. We got to chatting and then I asked her if she was "a spinner." I got slapped pretty hard for that one.
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Old 05-03-2013, 11:31 AM   #43
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Lol I had to look up what a spinner is.
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Old 05-03-2013, 11:39 AM   #44
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:13 PM   #45
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"you're so fvcking awful I want to hit you in the head with a baseball bat."

I don't remember all of it, but she definitely remembers the baseball bat to the head part.
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Told a girl it was a miracle she could find her pvssy, given the incredible size of the cvnt surrounding it.
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:27 PM   #47
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Just remembered the last argument I had with an ex:

"I apologize for ever leading you to believe you were anything but an alright blowjob."
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:33 PM   #48
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Girl: why are you always drunk when I see you?
Me: because it's the only way I can stand to look at you.

I was fcking evil in HS. Looking back, I can't believe no one beat me to death. Girl I said that to, her older brother was a heavy weight state champion wrestler and couldn't done it without breaking a sweat...
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I told an ex girlfriend she was worthless for anything besides sex when she was breaking up with me. She went on to become a stripper so I guess I was correct.
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Not me, but a friend (seriously)...

Back in 1999 or something like that, he was chatting with some girl online, she was local and described herself, etc and he agreed to meet her. When they met, she turned out to be a bit of a chunker. The only thing he told her was "You didn't tell me you were FAT!?" and left.

I thought it was cruel of him to do, but like he said, she blatantly lied to him and put herself in that position. Still rough, though.
haha she probably killed herself

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Or she started telling the truth. Or she lost weight. Or both, hopefully.
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Or she started telling the truth. Or she lost weight. Or both, hopefully.
Actually she became morbidly obese blaming it on a thyroid condition and started photography recently.
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Old 05-03-2013, 04:50 PM   #57
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To a girl i used to date.

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Good luck with your life.......I hope your future kids don't turn out retarded like your little sister. Oh wait thats right you cant have kids.



I had to switch parking spaces for a month after that. Anyways she deserved it...she said some mean stuff to me as well.
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Lol I had to look up what a spinner is.
Whats a "spinner"? (in relation to dating)?
I saw a guy call a woman a spinner and she got MASSIVELY offended. I had not idea what that meant. Honestly, it don't think she did either, but she just assumed it meant either tramp or gold digger. What does it mean?
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Thanks for such quick answers guys. I dont know why she found that offensive, but yea, she was petite, so im sure thats what he meant.
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A spinner is a slang term used to describe a woman who is extremely slender and petite, so much so that you could (figuratively) sit her down on your d*ck and spin her around. Not really meant to be derogatory -- most men would find a woman of that size and build to be attractive.
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I was eating lunch with a friend and a couple of her friends, with my friend who's nickname is "Cletus". They asked how he got that name. I explained the first night we got drunk together one of my friends couldn't remember his name so he called him Cletus, because he looked like a rape victim from jail. Turns out one of the girls at that lunch was raped the night before at a party. She instantly started bawling and I felt extremely douchey, horrible, and all those feeling you don't want to feel.



Two weeks later when charges were going to be filed she came out saying she made it up. I guess he felt like a wh00re that a train of guys ran through her that night at the party and called rape.
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