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Old 05-03-2013, 08:16 PM   #61
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Don't blame your parents for how shitty you've become.

Last fight after our breakup.


I could have used something along those lines in the last fight I had with my ex-wife before we got separated...instead I called her a dirty cvnt whore. It did the trick.

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Good luck with your life.......I hope your future kids don't turn out retarded like your little sister. Oh wait thats right you cant have kids.
good god, sneaky, that's the worst thing I could ever imagine


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I was eating lunch with a friend and a couple of her friends, with my friend who's nickname is "Cletus". They asked how he got that name. I explained the first night we got drunk together one of my friends couldn't remember his name so he called him Cletus, because he looked like a rape victim from jail. Turns out one of the girls at that lunch was raped the night before at a party. She instantly started bawling and I felt extremely douchey, horrible, and all those feeling you don't want to feel.



Two weeks later when charges were going to be filed she came out saying she made it up. I guess he felt like a wh00re that a train of guys ran through her that night at the party and called rape.
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Old 05-03-2013, 08:18 PM   #62
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Old 05-03-2013, 08:39 PM   #63
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Good luck with your life.......I hope your future kids don't turn out retarded like your little sister. Oh wait thats right you cant have kids.
Dirtbag, That is the worst thing you could say. If I heard someone say that to anyone, I would body slam that Mother****er.


I remember telling a rude fat chick at party as she sat Indian style on a couch I could hear her massive beaver breathing from where I'm sitting.


During welcome week I just meet this girl and later that night the two of us were drinking a 1/5th in bed and ****ing all night..Well we were hammered and catching our breath and she starts blowing me again, I was little too relaxed or something but I ripped a massive fart that got louder towards the end because it scared me too..She looked up at me confused with a gross face and I told her it was cool that SHE farted and convinced her that she was the one who farted. Lol she actually thought she did it. never saw her again.






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Old 05-03-2013, 09:26 PM   #64
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Dirtbag, That is the worst thing you could say. If I heard someone say that to anyone, I would body slam that Mother****er.

It was in an argument and she pushed some buttons. She basically said the worst things she could say to me and when I tried to brush her off she got even worse. What I said was still ****ed up though and that was many years ago. Now that I'm older I could never let a relationship escalate that far and get that bad.
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Old 05-04-2013, 12:42 AM   #65
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I told her Hitler was right...She's Jewish


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Old 05-04-2013, 12:47 AM   #66
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Old 05-04-2013, 08:24 AM   #68
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Talked a lot or just made random sounds?
When we would fight she would repeat the same phrase over and over again like 10 times so that "i would understand her"
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Old 05-04-2013, 08:56 AM   #69
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Good luck with your life.......I hope your future kids don't turn out retarded like your little sister. Oh wait thats right you cant have kids.


I can't imagine what she said to you to deserve that, but it must have been brutal.

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I was eating lunch with a friend and a couple of her friends, with my friend who's nickname is "Cletus". They asked how he got that name. I explained the first night we got drunk together one of my friends couldn't remember his name so he called him Cletus, because he looked like a rape victim from jail. Turns out one of the girls at that lunch was raped the night before at a party. She instantly started bawling and I felt extremely douchey, horrible, and all those feeling you don't want to feel.



Two weeks later when charges were going to be filed she came out saying she made it up. I guess he felt like a wh00re that a train of guys ran through her that night at the party and called rape.
That's fuucked up. Although false rape accusations are a much lower percentage of all accusations than most people think.
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Old 05-04-2013, 10:55 AM   #70
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I once was good friends with a girl and her mother. Her mother at one time told be that her daughter wanted to date me, but I said no because her daughter was "tainted", obviously I spoke before I thought
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false rape accusations are a much lower percentage of all accusations than most people think.
...and you know this because...
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Old 05-04-2013, 11:09 AM   #72
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but seriously my roommate is probably one of the most ruthless guys out there. He's a stud (no ****) and sometimes gets away with it but he does get drinks poured on him at the bar on occasion. He asked a girl if she was constipated because she looked like she needed him to **** the **** out of her.


I abuse the word **** (and any variation of it) and women find it super offensive. The reactions are priceless when I tell my best friend I am going to **** punt her...
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Old 05-04-2013, 11:32 AM   #73
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I told my last ex. That I hope she loses her life. I didn't give a damn how but that the devil takes her straight to hell!!!!!!!! Lol... This is weird. I was talking to a girl that I had meet. She asked about my ex. I didn't wanna talk about her of course. So I said all you need to know is I wouldn't care if she got in a car accident and died. **** you not!!! Next morning my ex called and she had been in a head on collision. I was like are you ****ing serious.

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Sweet, can u put a curse on other people's ex's too?


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Old 05-04-2013, 09:58 PM   #75
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Best friend was in a long term relationship with a chick a lot of us didn't like so at a party the topic of Sister, Sister TV show came up (she looks like the twins but she was a bigger girl) and I mentioned that she looks like them, but if they were combined. Made her cry, my best friend laughed but had to go console her. Let's say the rest of the party was fun as her friends kept giving me the dirty eye. I never apologized.
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Let's say the rest of the party was fun as her friends kept giving me the dirty eye. I never apologized.
so you're saying you fvcked all her friends?

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Old 05-04-2013, 10:11 PM   #77
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so you're saying you fvcked all her friends?

she had one cute asian girl she hung out with but the rest of her girlfriends were heifers...do not want those dirty eyes
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called this girl in my high school a cum bucket for making fun of me being a courier my senior year lulz
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If it wasn't for sex and cooking, you creatures would be useless. Now that I think of it, most of you can't cook and stink in the bedroom. Damn I wish I was gay.
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Outside of a party in college, and buddy and his gf left in different directions on the sidewalk. I don't think they were more than 10 feet apart when he loudly started, "I like that girl, she sucks my d*ck!" She wasn't his gf after that comment.
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