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Old 05-07-2013, 04:50 PM   #1
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Are we gonna unstickie this or what? Yes it was funny probably the most fun I've had here in a long time now JonJon please unsticky it.
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i do believe there is a thread about this. who cares how many you drink in a day?
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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10-mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32-hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really ****ing hot and looks like a supermodel. So I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top-notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30-inch dick is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm screwing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says **** me harder, V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two gallons of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a porn star and I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple back flip into my Maserati and drive home.
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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10-mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32-hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really ****ing hot and looks like a supermodel. So I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top-notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30-inch dick is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm screwing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says **** me harder, V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two gallons of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a porn star and I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple back flip into my Maserati and drive home.
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I still think its a better thread than your post your clean single din install
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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10-mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32-hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really ****ing hot and looks like a supermodel. So I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top-notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30-inch dick is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm screwing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says **** me harder, V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two gallons of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a porn star and I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple back flip into my Maserati and drive home.

While a riveting tale indeed this does not answer the OP's question. How much beer do you drink a day between banging your supermodel girl with your 30 inch penis and driving your maserlamborarrieyon to 40,000 RPM?
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