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Old 05-12-2013, 04:48 PM   #21
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Old 05-12-2013, 05:15 PM   #22
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Anal, no need to pull out. Don't worry about STDs, viruses and bacteria cannot survive anal environment. It's a win-win situation bro.
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Old 05-12-2013, 05:27 PM   #23
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Tell her to get the copper iud, no hormones so there are less side effects. Just remember pulling out works but only if you can convince yourself to pull out at the right moment. Critical decision making skills go out the door mid coitus. Kids are fun tho and so is gambling sp really it's win/win.
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Old 05-12-2013, 05:41 PM   #24
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The thought of having a child is absolutely horrifying. It would literally ruin my life right now, so thats why I always wrap up before I get in there. Its just not worth it to me right now. Once married, thats different but right now, fvck no.
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Old 05-12-2013, 06:11 PM   #25
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Old 05-12-2013, 06:48 PM   #26
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Old 05-12-2013, 08:15 PM   #27
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Its all about timing... but if you dont want to take the chance just use this. Stick one in her vag and wait 10-15 min.... jizz away!!

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Old 05-12-2013, 08:19 PM   #28
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Here in Texas, schools teach abstinence so that's my suggestion. No intercourse, no need to pull out, no need for birth control.


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Old 05-12-2013, 08:23 PM   #29
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Old 05-12-2013, 08:25 PM   #30
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You're cut. so no, You don't dump anything anywhere...
You're wrong and need a little more sex education!

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Old 05-12-2013, 08:25 PM   #31
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abstinence? not sure if srs lol

been with my chick for over a year and been barebacking after a month in. I've pulled out every single time and have yet to have any kind of scare. so practice your target shooting, maybe your wife will get tired of cleaning up and will let you load in her mouth. win/win?

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Old 05-12-2013, 08:29 PM   #33
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been with my chick for over a year and been barebacking after a month in. I've pulled out every single time and have yet to have any kind of scare. so practice your target shooting, maybe your wife will get tired of cleaning up and will let you load in her mouth. win/win?
I do this too... normally in the morning!
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Old 05-12-2013, 08:31 PM   #35
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True... very true! After 4 kids (total) between the two of us, Im done lol.
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I was just joking. But on a serious note, Texas schools do teach that, unfortunately the state also has one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the nation.


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don't blame you one bit!
Trying to be a responsible American... My oldest is looking at UC Davis in 3 years, so I have a feeling things are about to get expensive!

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My bad. I was wrong sir.
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