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Old 05-12-2013, 08:46 PM   #41
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Correction, there are blanks in the gun, very harmless :-)


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Old 05-12-2013, 08:47 PM   #42
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I was just joking. But on a serious note, Texas schools do teach that, unfortunately the state also has one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the nation.
That's truly sad.
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Old 05-12-2013, 08:49 PM   #43
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Trying to be a responsible American... My oldest is looking at UC Davis in 3 years, so I have a feeling things are about to get expensive!
Phew, good genes! lol But yeah, I don't have kids yet, but I am dreading how much they are going to cost me...That being said I can't wait
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Old 05-12-2013, 08:51 PM   #44
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Phew, good genes! lol But yeah, I don't have kids yet, but I am dreading how much they are going to cost me...That being said I can't wait
Kids are awesome and teach you a lot about yourself, and without a doubt patience. You'll do just fine Fergo, trust me.
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Old 05-12-2013, 08:54 PM   #45
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My dad just told me last week he was "snipped" after my brother was born. 3 kids total for him.


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Old 05-12-2013, 08:58 PM   #46
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Old 05-12-2013, 09:42 PM   #47
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How effective are those spermicide pills u stick in the vag? 10-15mins srs? Does that ish keep working for days? Cuz that's how long my boys chill out in there.


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Old 05-12-2013, 09:46 PM   #48
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I've raw dogged it but never for more than a few minutes until my big brain kicks in and tells me I'm being an idiot. Problem is my big brain also knows that humans aren't very good at getting pregnant since our window of fertilization is so small...
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Old 05-12-2013, 09:47 PM   #49
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Trying to be a responsible American... My oldest is looking at UC Davis in 3 years, so I have a feeling things are about to get expensive!



No worries good man... Trust me, I dump regularly!
SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE KIDS??!?!?!?!!
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SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE KIDS??!?!?!?!!
Since 1998 (shrugs) lol. I have 2 and my wife has 2, so I have a mini clan going on. I posted a picture of me and my step-daughter in the recent picture thread.
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Old 05-12-2013, 10:09 PM   #51
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Old 05-12-2013, 11:23 PM   #52
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i pull out all the time.. it just sucks when shes on top and it shoots all over the place, and on me

gotta remember to keep a towl close by
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Old 05-12-2013, 11:55 PM   #53
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i pull out all the time.. it just sucks when shes on top and it shoots all over the place, and on me

gotta remember to keep a towl close by
love it when that happens to be honest, its like getting a facial from heaven.
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How effective are those spermicide pills u stick in the vag? 10-15mins srs? Does that ish keep working for days? Cuz that's how long my boys chill out in there.


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They work great, they kill the sperm so no worries about them chilling out

I think its only good for an hour or so though, so once you stick it in there you better get to dip it in!

PS- First time or two your penis will burn like a mofo when you piss, but then it feels fine after that.
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Old 05-13-2013, 12:00 AM   #55
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PS- First time or two your penis will burn like a mofo when you piss, but then it feels fine after that.
wtf i'm out
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wtf i'm out
LOL I do not blame you.... I did not know of it the first time and it was not fun.

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I think I pulled out with one chick.

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