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Old 05-13-2013, 09:33 AM   #61
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I don't think I'd dump in any female even if they're on BC. Maybe once or twice with someone I trust but I'm paranoid as fvck when it comes to that. ironically I bareback and pull out but practice makes perfect. I've yet to slip up lol. However the gf and I have had discussions about creampies, she'd be down but she's skeptical of BC just as it's been mentioned by others already when it comes to side effects. So i'm stuck pulling out til I'm ready to procreate
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Old 05-13-2013, 09:35 AM   #62
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Bisches love getting filled up.


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Old 05-13-2013, 09:37 AM   #64
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I hate when yer banging a broad and all of a sudden your like "ahhh this condom aint so bad", then you pull out and see that your c0ck has a new latex necklace
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Old 05-13-2013, 09:48 AM   #65
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Re: Who here pulls out? (Probably will be NSFW)

I've been pullingout for 3 yrs w my current girl. My last of 5yrs was on Bc but I still pulled out for extra safety. Never had a scare but the one time I used a condom...it broke. Didn't realize till end

Oh only use pull out method if its a serious girlfriend. Wrap it up with anyone else.

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Old 05-13-2013, 09:54 AM   #66
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Pull out during the normal times of the month.
Dump it while earning your red stripes.


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Old 05-13-2013, 10:12 AM   #67
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WTF really this many people pull out with your S/O? I understand some random hoe, but someone you've been dating for a while? Sad

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WTF really this many people pull out with your S/O? I understand some random hoe, but someone you've been dating for a while? Sad

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WTF really this many people pull out with your S/O? I understand some random hoe, but someone you've been dating for a while? Sad

Get your bitches on birth control
alot of bitches dont want the side effects of BC, thats the problem.

and ppl ain't pulling out of random hoes cause they're smashing with latex on.. if they're also pulling out of random hoes raw dog that's a little frightening
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WTF really this many people pull out with your S/O? I understand some random hoe, but someone you've been dating for a while? Sad

Get your bitches on birth control

Ah yeah! I am not financially ready for kids. And she's not on BC cause of side effects

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my girl is on Depo, no red tide, no pulling out, no condoms,no pills to remember...perfect.
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Ah yeah! I am not financially ready for kids. And she's not on BC cause of side effects

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Old 05-13-2013, 12:45 PM   #73
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my girl has been off bc since the kid was born. So we use rubber in the vag and rawdoog in da butt. She will be gong back on bc cu rubbers suck.
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Side effects is just a bitches excuse.
My last girl used the little ring **** and it would always come out hanging around my penis after sex. What do u want me to say...been pulking out so long. I am used to it by now :/

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Plus, when you have been at it for 1hr plus and the back pressure is approaching 100psi.........That's when target practice is the best

And on the other hand you get the dripper, ends up going all over the pu55y.
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Ah man no big deal just a little friendly ball busting... I wouldn't like a bc ring around my penor either
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i would love to rock a bc ring around my cawk. then I could fvck with no risks.
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come' on man stop acting like a noob.

if your girl doesn't plan on having kids for 2-4 years go with her to the gyno and get this.
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