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Old 05-12-2013, 11:28 PM   #1
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I was sexually assaulted by a 9 YO

I finished my workout and was still in my tank top. After the gym, I was with my girl waiting in the line to check out at the grocery store. I felt someone touching my neck/traps area, their hand went down to my arm, at that point I was thinking it was my girl, I did not look around me. But I looked to the side, I saw my girl about 4 feet away from me. I was like, oh great, someone else is touching me. Better be a hot girl.

I looked behind me, I saw this 9 YO smiling at me, then he moved his hand and put it on my chest. I moved away. His mom said she thinks her son is gay and he has a social disorder of not behaving appropriately. Forgot the name of the disorder. His hand was soft, and his touch was very gentle.

Your kid is young and cute, he must be very tight. Better keep an eye on him. This is what I wished I said, but I did not.

My girl was saying how sweet I'm for not responding in an aggressive way. She thought it was very cute to get hit on by a boy. That's why she did not warn me, she wished she videotaped what happened. She called the store to ask for the surveillance video but she was not allowed to get a copy of it.

I know now why priests appreciate little boys.

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Old 05-12-2013, 11:31 PM   #2
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Either you're a dwarf, or this 9 year old is gonna sign with the Knicks soon
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Old 05-12-2013, 11:32 PM   #3
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I would have probably kneeled down and started to suck the boy's dick
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Old 05-12-2013, 11:36 PM   #4
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The kid was kind of tall.
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Old 05-12-2013, 11:37 PM   #5
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Old 05-12-2013, 11:38 PM   #6
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I finished my workout and was still in my tank top. After the gym, I was with my girl waiting in the line to check out at the grocery store. I felt someone touching my neck/traps area, their hand went down to my arm, at that point I was thinking it was my girl, I did not look around me. But I looked to the side, I saw my girl about 4 feet away from me. I was like, oh great, someone else is touching me. Better be a hot girl.

I looked behind me, I saw this 9 YO smiling at me, then he moved his hand and put it on my chest. I moved away. His mom said she thinks her son is gay and he has a social disorder of not behaving appropriately. Forgot the name of the disorder. His hand was soft, and his touch was very gentle.

Your kid is young and cute, he must be very tight. Better keep an eye on him. This is what I wished I said, but I did not.

My girl was saying how sweet I'm for not responding in an aggressive way. She thought it was very cute to get hit on by a boy. That's why she did not warn me, she wished she videotaped what happened. She called the store to ask for the surveillance video but she was not allowed to get a copy of it.

I know now why priests appreciate little boys.

How would this situation make you feel? What would you have done differently?


Got an erection didn't you? Pedo...
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Old 05-12-2013, 11:41 PM   #7
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With or without a condom?
If I were the OP, without for sure.
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Re: I was sexually assaulted by a 9 YO

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I would have probably kneeled down and started to suck the boy's dick
Lmao. Response of the night.

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Old 05-12-2013, 11:54 PM   #9
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sorry to burst your bubble, but you won't get paid for doing that with him.
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Old 05-12-2013, 11:58 PM   #10
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the mom seemed pretty understanding

also appreciate your recognition of my attempt to carry on the persona from the other thread
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z00 you are one weird individual.
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Wait, what?

How much did you enjoy this? Be honest.
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That's fvcking weird, dude
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Old 05-13-2013, 12:27 AM   #17
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lol, true story bro.

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You were not born here so you won't make it to state politics anyway. Nice try though!

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I guess that's what you would get, who is the Pedo now? I did not even think about that stuff.

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Old 05-13-2013, 12:30 AM   #20
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Which exact part is weird? Many weird parts in my story.

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