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The BMW E46 ///M3 is the M version E46 and puts out an amazing 333 HP and 262 lb-ft of torque at stock specs! There are an amazing amount of modifications for both the coupe and convertible models so read up and get started modifying your cars today!

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Old 05-29-2013, 07:04 PM   #1
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If your e46 could talk what would it say???

Mine would say.
Dear Amber,
Your sexy & I love the way you touch me & take care of me... And I'm also lovin the fact you drive me like a race car!! Now... DRIVE ME NOW!!!
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Old 05-29-2013, 07:12 PM   #2
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Mine would say "I've been speeding for 13 years, but have never been pulled over!(knock on wood)" and then it would thank me for giving it so many baths
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Old 05-29-2013, 07:28 PM   #3
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Mine would say "I've been speeding for 13 years, but have never been pulled over!(knock on wood)" and then it would thank me for giving it so many baths
I knocked on wood for you! Lol!! Your baby is blingin * I saw a pic.. Its awesome

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Old 05-29-2013, 07:29 PM   #4
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I knocked on wood for you! Lol!! Your baby is blingin * I saw a pic.. Its awesome

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Old 05-29-2013, 07:33 PM   #5
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Thank you, thank you. She looks better in person
I bet she does!! So its manual right? Hot looking.. I'm a huge e46 fan.. Everything is sexy about em..
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Old 05-29-2013, 07:34 PM   #6
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I bet she does!! So its manual right? Hot looking.. I'm a huge e46 fan.. Everything is sexy about em..
5 speed :/ it was a hand me down. It still gets a pretty fair amount of female attention though!
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Old 05-29-2013, 07:35 PM   #7
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I bet she does!! So its manual right? Hot looking.. I'm a huge e46 fan.. Everything is sexy about em..
Just finished saying that to a friend...


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Old 05-29-2013, 07:46 PM   #8
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Old 05-29-2013, 07:53 PM   #9
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"you farkin left me in a carpark for 4 months you bastard! I'll I have for company is an old merc who talks s%$t and a snooty ferrari who hasn't come out from under his blanket."
"I'm sorry, but I'm OS on assignment and can't drive you. I'll have a mate come once a month to take you for a little drive."
"your stupid mate comes once a month to take me for walks, but all he does is try to use me to pick up girls."

- better if she kept quiet, actually.
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"you farkin left me in a carpark for 4 months you bastard! I'll I have for company is an old merc who talks s%$t and a snooty ferrari who hasn't come out from under his blanket."
"I'm sorry, but I'm OS on assignment and can't drive you. I'll have a mate come once a month to take you for a little drive."
"your stupid mate comes once a month to take me for walks, but all he does is try to use me to pick up girls."

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Old 05-29-2013, 08:03 PM   #12
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Change my cooling system!!!!!! Fvck!!!!!!


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Old 05-29-2013, 08:53 PM   #13
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Old 06-03-2013, 08:30 PM   #14
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Old 06-03-2013, 08:36 PM   #15
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Old 06-03-2013, 08:37 PM   #16
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Old 06-03-2013, 08:49 PM   #17
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mine would say "Dude.... Seriously.... You have had a full header and exhaust system for me on the garage floor for years... WTF??" hahaha.... I am now starting to say the same thing hahahah
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Re: If your e46 could talk what would it say???

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Stop posting stupid threads! It makes finding good info more difficult.

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Old 06-03-2013, 10:16 PM   #19
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Stop posting stupid threads! It makes finding good info more difficult.

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You ass.. don't post then.. it's just something different.. you really had to comment?? Must be bored

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Old 06-03-2013, 10:17 PM   #20
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You ass.. don't post then.. it's just something different.. you really had to comment?? Must be bored

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