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Old 07-05-2013, 02:57 PM   #81
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I pretend that you pretend that OP pretends to be cool. In fact, we're all cool. It's so cool, even Captain D's is giving away cold drinks. I'd love to have some fish right now. Perhaps a taco. I could combine the two delicacies and have fish tacos, complete with avocado. As long as they don't smell like popcorn, we'll all be okay.

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Old 07-05-2013, 10:40 PM   #83
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I pretend that you pretend that OP pretends to be cool. In fact, we're all cool. It's so cool, even Captain D's is giving away cold drinks. I'd love to have some fish right now. Perhaps a taco. I could combine the two delicacies and have fish tacos, complete with avocado. As long as they don't smell like popcorn, we'll all be okay.

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It's ok don't worry you still got the chiz and das all dat matters. Remember that the square and the circle must only touch in 22 places and then the rectangle must some how moo the two of them together using glazed oranges and purple unicorns
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Old 07-06-2013, 11:13 AM   #84
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It's ok don't worry you still got the chiz and das all dat matters. Remember that the square and the circle must only touch in 22 places and then the rectangle must some how moo the two of them together using glazed oranges and purple unicorns
Your post made no sense, whereas mine lightly skipped from topic to topic using keywords and transitions which allowed me to smoothly make you seem confused. It's okay, though. VaderDave probably is sitting there, shaking his head, and wondering where he went wrong with this thread. Which leads me to ask you: Where did you go wrong in life? I mean... here you are trying to emulate the dancing of subjects, but instead, you spew out an incoherent string of babble about unicorns. If I wanted to listen to things about unicorns, I'd watch "My Little Pony," which, sadly, is probably more entertaining than your attempts at humor.

I'm glad I'm able to post things like this from my phone, so I can drop glorious deuces while thinking of constructive ways to rip you apart. Sadly, I'm not dropping a deuce right now, so this post isn't nearly as good as it could be.

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Your post made no sense, whereas mine lightly skipped from topic to topic using keywords and transitions which allowed me to smoothly make you seem confused. It's okay, though. VaderDave probably is sitting there, shaking his head, and wondering where he went wrong with this thread. Which leads me to ask you: Where did you go wrong in life? I mean... here you are trying to emulate the dancing of subjects, but instead, you spew out an incoherent string of babble about unicorns. If I wanted to listen to things about unicorns, I'd watch "My Little Pony," which, sadly, is probably more entertaining than your attempts at humor.

I'm glad I'm able to post things like this from my phone, so I can drop glorious deuces while thinking of constructive ways to rip you apart. Sadly, I'm not dropping a deuce right now, so this post isn't nearly as good as it could be.

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The premise of the thread was a joke anyway--what kind of person would actually keep a friends/enemies list for a forum? But I appreciate the lulz that have ensued.
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Your post made no sense, whereas mine lightly skipped from topic to topic using keywords and transitions which allowed me to smoothly make you seem confused. It's okay, though. VaderDave probably is sitting there, shaking his head, and wondering where he went wrong with this thread. Which leads me to ask you: Where did you go wrong in life? I mean... here you are trying to emulate the dancing of subjects, but instead, you spew out an incoherent string of babble about unicorns. If I wanted to listen to things about unicorns, I'd watch "My Little Pony," which, sadly, is probably more entertaining than your attempts at humor.

I'm glad I'm able to post things like this from my phone, so I can drop glorious deuces while thinking of constructive ways to rip you apart. Sadly, I'm not dropping a deuce right now, so this post isn't nearly as good as it could be.

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The goal of that post was to make something outrageously incoherent that made no sense to anyone at all. It is a concoction of pure boredom
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The premise of the thread was a joke anyway--what kind of person would actually keep a friends/enemies list for a forum? But I appreciate the lulz that have ensued.
This is your thread, your realm. In your realm, your lulz are all that matter, for we are mere PEASANTS in your mighty presence. FEAR NOT, for VaderDave is happy!

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Is awesomechinz like some ode to people with awesome chins? Like Jay Leno and Aaron Eckhart?
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I thought it had something to do with his love of testicles.

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Your post made no sense, whereas mine lightly skipped from topic to topic using keywords and transitions which allowed me to smoothly make you seem confused. It's okay, though. VaderDave probably is sitting there, shaking his head, and wondering where he went wrong with this thread. Which leads me to ask you: Where did you go wrong in life? I mean... here you are trying to emulate the dancing of subjects, but instead, you spew out an incoherent string of babble about unicorns. If I wanted to listen to things about unicorns, I'd watch "My Little Pony," which, sadly, is probably more entertaining than your attempts at humor.

I'm glad I'm able to post things like this from my phone, so I can drop glorious deuces while thinking of constructive ways to rip you apart. Sadly, I'm not dropping a deuce right now, so this post isn't nearly as good as it could be.

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